Look, I’m a live-and-let-live kinda guy. Don’t bother me and I won’t bother you. There’s room enough for everyone. It takes all kinds, and as long as you’re not hurting anybody, you should be free to live your life as you see fit. The world don’t move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. And that’s okay!
Just leave little kids out of it.
This is happening in Texas?
🎶The stars at night are big and bright
CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
Don’t bring your kids to drag shows🎶
Gonzales talked to Tucker Carlson about it:
If a guy wants to put on women’s clothes and dance around, and if a bunch of fat housewives think it’s hilarious to throw money at him, that’s their business. But when you start bringing kids into this nonsense, it makes me want to vomit. What the hell is wrong with everybody?
It’s okay to admit this stuff is bad, libs. Your visceral disgust at a man in a dress exposing himself in front of children, while lip-syncing about the vagina he’ll never have, doesn’t make you a bigot. It makes you a human being with a conscience.
All it took to derail the John Fetterman campaign was one in-person interview with a reporter who wasn’t willing to be his stenographer. And the story is still going, a week later:
John Fetterman has brain damage from a stroke. Reporting that he has trouble speaking and understanding spoken language is not a hate crime, even if it threatens the Democratic Party’s power.
And speaking of cognitively impaired Dems…
Oh, Joe Biden is doing just fine. Why do you ask?
Okay, sure, he slipped up there. It happens. But he’s alright. It’s all good. Everything is absolutely fine.
Um… Well, hey, nobody’s perfect. What’s the big deal? He has a stutter.
Wow. Why do you care anyway, MAGAt? This is ableism. Ableist much? Shut up, bigot! Etc.
Libs love killing babies.
You see, only certain children deserve to live. The rest are disposable. Is that a problem, Nazi?
I’m not a big sports guy, and my only exposure to hockey has been from watching Letterkenny and Shoresy on Hulu (hilarious shows, check ‘em out). So I didn’t even realize how bad things have been in the NHL lately. Did you know it’s mostly… I almost can’t bring myself to say it… mostly white???
BREAKING: Cold-Weather Sport Dominated By Pale Folk
That really is a problem. White people are bad, as we all know. So it stands to reason that any sport with a bunch of white people in it is bad. That’s just simple logic.
I’m glad the NHL is addressing this atrocity, but it’s not enough. The whole sport needs to change. For one thing, what’s with all that ice? Billions of people of color live in climates with no naturally occurring ice. It’s not an exaggeration or oversimplification to observe that ice is inherently racist. So get rid of it. Instead, the game should be played on a floor, preferably some sort of highly polished hardwood.
And are we really still using a black puck? It’s 2022! Read the room, professional hockey executives. How about using something less problematic, like a round orange ball? Instead of placing the goal on the floor, you should elevate it 10 feet off the ground. And rather than hitting things with wooden sticks — also used by the KKK to make their burning crosses — players can just throw the ball like civilized people.
Now that’s what I call a racially just sport. That’s what I call hockey!
Shout-out to commenter Marie Griffin on those Boston University morons trying to start another pandemic: “You can call the new virus the Boston Red Pox.”
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Tomorrow’s edition might be a little late. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment in the morning (nothing major, just my annual checkup), so it’ll depend on how long that takes. I’ve been sending out this newsletter to you at noon every day for over a year now, which is a self-imposed deadline but I know you’ve come to expect it. I’ll do my best!
Kids at drag shows - if you need a license to hunt, there ought to be a license to have kids. I know that God is omnipotent and omniscient but He really made it too easy and too fun to procreate. Some folks get them and have no idea what to do once they are on the scene.
Frankenfetter - Dasha Burns had the unmitigated gall to commit the act of journalism. There will probably be a sentence of reprogramming so she never does that again and to discourage others from even thinking about it.
Thank you for the shout out! I basked in the glow of the twitter mention all day. I can die happy now.
"Kim Davis, NHL EVP of social impact, growth and legislative affairs, says seeing the numbers is a first step toward *fixing the problem.*" [emphasis mine]
See, this is the part I don't get. Where is *the problem* here? If you want a larger audience, sure, fine, have at it.
But I doubt South Koreans or Hondurans are feeling left out by their underrepresentation. Or is that not part of *the problem*?