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It’s Monday, February 2, 2026. I’m allegedly Jim Treacher. And happy Groundhog Day!
It’s Monday, February 2, 2026. I’m allegedly Jim Treacher. And happy Groundhog Day!
It’s Monday, February… Okay, you get the point.
Yeah. That dumb groundhog saw his shadow. So we get… what is it, six weeks of winter? Like we weren’t gonna anyway.
I’ve never understood how they determine whether or not he saw his shadow. Like, does he give some sort of signal? Squeak once for “Yes,” twice for “No”? How do you know?
I think they just make it up. I think they’re lying. I think it’s all a scam. I think it’s just been so commercialized, you know, Groundhog Day.
My throat is still a little sore, but I think it’s healthy enough for me to make a point that I wanted to make last week about Don Lemon’s arrest.
A lot of people have strong opinions about this, but I think there’s something that everybody’s missing. It’s a very key point, and I think it’s important to say out loud. It’s important to express this vocally.
Namely…
