Wake Me When a Republican Accuses Ketanji Brown Jackson of Rape
Until then, it's all fair game
I don’t really have an opinion on Ketanji Brown Jackson, and I assume she’ll be confirmed to the Supreme Court fairly quickly. But not before libs scream “RACIST!!!” at anybody who criticizes her or questions her judgment in the least. They really enjoy calling people racists, so let ‘em have their fun.
If the only thing you care about is results, it’ll still be a 5-4 court.1 All of this is just political theater.
But it’s galling to watch the Dems try to take the high road, after what they did to Brett Kavanaugh and tried to do to Amy Coney Barrett. They actually held a de facto witch trial, where a woman who claimed to have known Kavanaugh in high school stood up in front of the whole world and accused him of rape.
Christine Blasey Ford couldn’t tell us where it happened or when it happened, and none of her supposed witnesses could or would corroborate her story. There isn’t even any evidence the two of them had ever met before 2018. But a lot of libs believed her, because they wanted to believe her. It had to be true, or else they were letting Trump win again.
Some of these pinheads still claim to believe her:
If they really believed Brett Kavanaugh was a rapist, they wouldn’t have given up when he was confirmed. But they did give up, because they don’t really believe he’s a rapist. Their cynical, hateful ploy failed, so they tossed it aside like the garbage it is.
Hey, remember Michael Avenatti? Remember how he dragged a woman in front of the cameras with an insane accusation of gang-rape against Kavanaugh? If you’re wondering what Avenatti is doing now, the answer is: up to 22 years.
The Dems lowered the bar for judicial nominees right down into the dirt, and I really don’t want to hear them whine about Republicans being mean. Until somebody actually accuses the #NotoriousKBJ of rape, everything we’ve seen this week is fair game.
By the way, Joe Biden really did a disservice to Ketanji Brown Jackson when he declared outright that only black women would be considered. Talk about patronizing. No matter her qualifications or judicial temperament, she’ll always be the one who was chosen for her immutable physical characteristics. She’ll always have an asterisk next to her name. And the only one who put it there was ol’ Joe.
Oh, Joe Biden is doing just fine. Why do you ask?
I’m old enough to remember when George Bush (the first one) talked about a “new world order” and the Democrats all freaked out. Throughout the ‘90s, that phrase became synonymous with supposed American imperialism. The WCW even made a mint by dubbing their main heel team NWO. (Scott Hall, R.I.P.) But now, “New World Order” is good because their guy is the one disjointedly muttering about it.
It’s different when they do it.
Oh, Kamala Harris is doing just fine. Why do you ask?
The significance of the phrase “the significance of the passage of time” is that it takes time to say “the significance of the passage of time,” and the more often you say “the significance of the passage of time,” the more “the significance of the passage of time” pads out the speech you’re supposed to give. Very meta.
It’s also important to address every audience like they’re a group of third-graders sitting on the floor.
One heartbeat away, folks!
Whether you love him or hate him, ya gotta admit: Donald Trump is funny.
Stuart Varney must be a hell of a poker player. He didn’t even flinch!
So now we have a new N-word. Hey, remember that ‘80s rap group, Nuclei Wit Attitudes? I loved their first album, Straight Outta Chernobyl.
Do ya like Marvel stuff? (Just say yes so we can get on with it.) Yes? So do I! And were you confused when you watched the trailer for that new Moon Knight show and Oscar Isaac had a bad British accent?
Yeah, well:
Make fun of him all you want, but it just makes sense. If there’s a Moon Knight, that presupposes the existence of a Moon Britain. It’s called logic, people.
Have a great Tuesday, and thanks for reading.
And a special thanks to my friend and old boss Tucker Carlson for the shout-out yesterday:
It’s one thing to see somebody reply “LOL,” but it’s quite another to see them laugh out loud. It just hits different, as the kids say. Takes me back to the editorial meetings at the Caller. Back in the old days, when companies still had meetings with everybody in the same room.2
What Twitter is doing to the Babylon Bee is wrong and dishonest, and they’ve obviously learned nothing from the debacle with Hunter Biden’s laptop. Suppressing facts doesn’t make those facts go away. Punishing people for telling the truth just makes them resent you. It’s exactly what Putin does. And then these libs turn right around and claim to hate Putin. Jerks.
Speaking of Twitter’s moronic policy on “deadnaming,” which is why the Bee was suspended:
Dude, that was on my breakfast table every morning as a kid. I idolized Bruce Jenner. Now you want me to pretend he never existed? It’s “deadnaming”? F#@% off!
Ahem. Sorry about that. Anyhow, here are some buttons to click.
No, not 6-3. Roberts doesn’t count.
I’ve written at length elsewhere about how Tucker hired me out of the blue in 2009(!) to help start the Daily Caller, and how just a few weeks after that, he helped me fight back against the State Department when they crippled me. It took years for me to get justice for what they did to me, and I couldn’t have done it without Tucker. He’s my friend. I don’t always agree with him on everything, but it doesn’t matter because he’s my friend.
"No, not 6-3. Roberts doesn’t count."
JTFTW!!!
Nuclei with Attitudes. Straight Outta Chernobyl. Best and biggest laugh I’ve had in a while. Top notch, Jim. That one was world class! Thank you for putting a smile on my face!