No explanations needed. Your love of writing - especially for Tuesday's newsletter - is widely known. We know you wouldn't ditch us purposely... would you?
Well, if you are not going to be a Special Prosecutor for Joe & Hunter, I think you're going to work for Greg Gutfeld. Evidence? He mentioned you again last week, with a graphic and everything, and you didn't say anything about it. That's my superbrain take on this ongoing mystery. I need to be on TV with great stuff like this. And I ... hold it, my yeti just stole my tinfoil hat again. BRB. Come back here Hannity, you naughty girl!! The skies are filled with Chinese spy balloons trying to read my mind!!
I hope you are right. Funny thing is, 2 weeks ago a Chinese spy balloon traversing the entire North American continent was about as implausible as the existence of Bigfoot.
I figure one day out of every five, based on the astronomical price you charge for your excellent content, I may be owed a rate reduction of ..........$1!
Revising and extending my remarks: Treach is not going to work for Gutfeld. He's actually back at work for Tucker Carlson, as part of the Jan 6 trove team. That's why he needed a day off today - a week straight of watching footage and learning The Truth has fried his noodle a bit.
Patience is a valuable skill to exercise. We will all need it tonight, for sure!
No explanations needed. Your love of writing - especially for Tuesday's newsletter - is widely known. We know you wouldn't ditch us purposely... would you?
Sure. This might be a good thing for our Jim. That's great and all that.
But when I have a minor* inconvenience and disappointment with no substack, that's a crisis that everyone should worry about!
What about MEEEE?
*No offense. But it is a First World Problem.
I’m starting to love the surprise days off because the intrigue over this mystery project grows!
Concur!
Well, if you are not going to be a Special Prosecutor for Joe & Hunter, I think you're going to work for Greg Gutfeld. Evidence? He mentioned you again last week, with a graphic and everything, and you didn't say anything about it. That's my superbrain take on this ongoing mystery. I need to be on TV with great stuff like this. And I ... hold it, my yeti just stole my tinfoil hat again. BRB. Come back here Hannity, you naughty girl!! The skies are filled with Chinese spy balloons trying to read my mind!!
I hope you are right. Funny thing is, 2 weeks ago a Chinese spy balloon traversing the entire North American continent was about as implausible as the existence of Bigfoot.
It's okay. I just look forward to tomorrow.
4 Treacher days out of 5 still makes a pretty good week, and more than I get from other Substackers Who Shall Not Be Named.
I figure one day out of every five, based on the astronomical price you charge for your excellent content, I may be owed a rate reduction of ..........$1!
Wait! You're NOT rewriting the ESG standards are you, where the S stands for Substack?
It's too soon for you to bring about peace between Russian and Ukraine.
You're helping Biden rewrite his SOTU with balloon jokes.
You want us all to see the Breaking Bad Super Bowl commercial!: https://youtu.be/ZMlemd6U24Y
CNN is making room for you alongside Maher.
Take care.
I'm genuinely shocked that you can continue to write at the pace you do.
You and me both, brother!
https://youtu.be/iL1BRPEjMZA
Whenever someone tells me to be patient it always evokes the above song.
We can wait. You can't rush an artist!
Revising and extending my remarks: Treach is not going to work for Gutfeld. He's actually back at work for Tucker Carlson, as part of the Jan 6 trove team. That's why he needed a day off today - a week straight of watching footage and learning The Truth has fried his noodle a bit.