Today Is Tuesday. You Know What That Means?
We’re gonna have no substack again!
Yes, I know, it’s the third week in a row I’ve missed a day. I know. Look, I’ll explain what’s going on when I can. It’s a good thing, I promise. I promise! Please be patient just a little while longer.
I got this.
Well, if you are not going to be a Special Prosecutor for Joe & Hunter, I think you're going to work for Greg Gutfeld. Evidence? He mentioned you again last week, with a graphic and everything, and you didn't say anything about it. That's my superbrain take on this ongoing mystery. I need to be on TV with great stuff like this. And I ... hold it, my yeti just stole my tinfoil hat again. BRB. Come back here Hannity, you naughty girl!! The skies are filled with Chinese spy balloons trying to read my mind!!
No explanations needed. Your love of writing - especially for Tuesday's newsletter - is widely known. We know you wouldn't ditch us purposely... would you?