The Russian Jimmy Kimmel Has More Integrity Than the Actual Jimmy Kimmel
But then, who doesn't?
If you’re depressed and angry about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, you’re in good company. A lot of Russians feel the same way, and they’re speaking out despite what it will do to their lives and careers.
A former Russia Today reporter named Jonny Tickle just posted a long Twitter thread with examples. Here are a few:
You know what happened to American celebrities who spoke out against Trump when he was president? They became even more famous and made even more money. It’s an entire industry, even now that he’s out of office. They’re still acting like his very existence is the end of America and congratulating themselves on their bravery. Meanwhile, these Russians are suffering actual consequences for opposing an actual tyrant.
Here’s what can happen to Russians who don’t comply with the state:
Damn. Where do they think they are, Canada?
At this point, I don’t know what to believe about how the invasion is going. Putin must have assumed it would be over by now, but he’s not going to let innocent human lives stop him from finishing what he started. The Ukrainians seem to be at least as skilled in propaganda as the Russians, which makes sense because they’re both former Soviet states. I’m still seeing people pushing “the Ghost of Kyiv,” which seems to be a complete urban legend.
I’ve given up trying to follow the minute-by-minute coverage. It’s just too much, and there’s nothing I can do about any of it. I hope Ukraine somehow prevails, however unlikely that may be.
And even in the middle of all this, America is still buying Russian oil. Biden would rather fund this unprovoked invasion than put up with headlines about even higher gas prices.
At this point, is anybody surprised Biden is bad at his job? Every single president in my adult life has been worse than the one before him. So that means every single time you see me, that’s during the worst presidential administration of my life.1
Guess who’s back? Or at least he wants to be:
Justice for the families of the thousands of New Yorkers who died of COVID-19 in nursing homes because of Andrew Cuomo matters to me. Women being able to go to work without being groped by Andrew Cuomo matters to me. Keeping corrupt sociopaths like Andrew Cuomo as far as possible from the levers of power matters to me.
That was from a speech the scumbag gave at God’s Battalion of Prayer Church in Brooklyn yesterday. He has the right to say whatever he wants, and I have the right to give him the finger. Cancel this, sfigato.
Look who NBC is worried about now:
Oh no. ¡Algunas personas tienen opiniones que a los liberales no les gustan!
If you don’t know who Taylor Lorenz is, there’s no reason you should. If you do, read this.
I knew Mutiny on the Bounty was based on a true story, but until today I didn’t realize that all of Fletcher Christian’s descendants live on a tiny island in the South Pacific:
Only 48 people live on that island, and they mistrust and fear outsiders despite being dependent on them to live.
Sounds familiar!
Three things:
I have started Elden Ring
I hate Elden Ring
I refuse to be intimidated by Elden Ring
Streaming pick: Did you know that when white men came to Australia over two hundred years ago, they brought vampires with them? Did you know those vampires still lurk in South Australia’s opal mines, emerging at night to feed on the “blackfella blood” they consider a delicacy? And did you know that Aboriginal “blood hunters” are the only ones who can stop them?
Well, no, not really. But wouldn’t that be cool? Firebite on AMC+ thinks so.
I don’t know much about Australia’s Aborigines, except I should feel guilty about being the same color as the people who have subjugated them for centuries. But this show is not only a glimpse at another culture, it’s a hell of a lot of fun. There’s a bit of preaching here and there, but mostly it’s vampire-killing set to rock music. Sort of like Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Mad Max. I’ve watched the first two episodes out of eight, and I really dig it. No pun intended. Because of the opal mines.
Sorry it’s Monday again, but it wasn’t my idea. I don’t like it any better than you do. Here, click these buttons and you’ll feel better.
Not that you ever see me.
I am older than our gracious host, and I cannot say that every president in my lifetime has been worse than the one before. But I can say that, for the past 55 years or so, I have been reliably informed by EXTREMELY PASSIONATE people that whoever happened to be president at that particular moment was, in fact, the worst of all time. It's been quite the remarkable streak.
Come on man!
Trump revved up energy production which allowed for one of the fastest growing economies on record. Families like mine saw pay increases for the first time since 2008. He also managed to keep Putin in check and avoid war in the Middle East, all while the media was constantly talking about how he had just started WWIII.
His Supreme Court picks alone make him a better president than Obama.
You don’t have to like the guy to know he did a better job than his predecessor when it came to lives of regular people.