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Of course the FBI doesn't have any idea about the pipe-bomber. They don't know the motivations behind the Vegas Shooter either. The lists of what the FBI doesn't know or is actually interested in investigating could fill a billion libraries. That would interrupt their MAGA LARP sessions... that pipe-bomber was probably an FBI LARPer anyways.

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Good column, as always, but are we sure the pipe bomber is a man? Something about the person's gait and body reminds me of a woman. Also, those Nike shoes are very rare -- shouldn't be that hard to track them down. You would think the FBI would have done so by now.

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DOCTOR Jill's entrance music evokes almost the same emotion as when Mo Rivera took the mound to Enter the Sandman.

Almost.

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Left over from yesterday:

https://issuesinsights.com/2022/01/06/think-jan-6-was-a-big-deal-here-are-30-far-more-significant-events-on-that-day-in-history/

"Dr." Biden's dissertation is garbage. It includes this gem:

"Three quarters of the class will be Caucasian; one quarter of

the class will be African American; one seat will hold a Latino; and the remaining seats

will be filled with students of Asian descent or non-resident aliens." It can be found here:

http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/jill_biden_dissertation.pdf

And a wonderful critique is here:

https://news.yahoo.com/jill-biden-garbage-dissertation-explained-155913150.html

Have a good weekend!

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"There, I’ve now thoroughly alienated everybody. Good job, me."

Hodgepodge: We should have nominated Jesse Jackson.

Portnoy: Pfft. We'd alienate half of America.

H: Fine, Jesse Helms then.

P: We'd alienate the other half.

H: Let's alienate *everybody*! "Jesse and Jesse in '88"!

P: Do shut up.

--Bloom County

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