C'mon Jim! Everyone knows how much Hunter Biden just LOVES himself some Be-Bob free flow. Why, he's a modern Cab Calloway! Be-Bop singing is also known as "scat." I didn't want to say "Hunter just loves himself some scat!" because the mental image is too much.
Oops! I did it! I said the thing I didn't want to say! I'm sorry. Whoopsie!
Remember the anorexia craze/problem? How is the (especially female-to-male) trans-identity different? Both are spread by contagion (especially among at-risk psychologically females), both are very harmful to the victims and the ones who love them, both are psychological phenomena, both are dangerous to the victims, BUT only one is egged on by a huge support group in the school system.
The Biden Family is one of those unhappy families that Tolstoy said "is unhappy in its own way." At least I sure as hell hope they're the only one. That Beacon story is actually kind of horrific, if you think about it. Is Joe the instigator, who started by literally lucking into a Senate seat? Or was the father he brags about so much the source? Or the All-American quarterback grandfather?
I've mulled this over, lo, these many years. Someone, somewhere taught good old Joe the short and long con, unfortunately, he's Fredo Biden, and, thus, he must botch it all.
He's bumbled around the fringe of politics all his life - including the Presidency. It's now become crystal clear that it's just his default personality.
(And he & his brother have passed it on to the next generation! You know, I can't get along on a salary of less than $185,000 either, but you don't hear ME crying about it).
The simplest explanation for "covfefe" was that he was about to write some long screed about "Despite negative press coverage... [insert diatribe about how DJT is still winning or something]". Instead of a forgettable string of words, his motorcade hit a pothole, he fat-fingered the "fefe" in the middle of the word "coverage" and hit send, because being the irrepressible walking Id that he is, his thumb 'always' hovers just above "Send". No deep mystery here.
Stop at top flop bop
Stop at top flop bop
https://youtu.be/8ZUrsKDsk8A
"By the way, how are things in YOUR town?"
"The Dance Floor at the Top of the Flophouse. Wait for me there."
"Bring a coke straw and you can help me create art."
I'm not sure how or why, but that video was perfect for this post.
C'mon Jim! Everyone knows how much Hunter Biden just LOVES himself some Be-Bob free flow. Why, he's a modern Cab Calloway! Be-Bop singing is also known as "scat." I didn't want to say "Hunter just loves himself some scat!" because the mental image is too much.
Oops! I did it! I said the thing I didn't want to say! I'm sorry. Whoopsie!
I'll see myself out.
Glad you're back. Fridays need a Jim Treacher lift to get the weekend going right.
Mmmm stop
At top flop bop
Did he snort that crack rock?
Bop mmmm, ye-ee-ah
/repeat
Remember the anorexia craze/problem? How is the (especially female-to-male) trans-identity different? Both are spread by contagion (especially among at-risk psychologically females), both are very harmful to the victims and the ones who love them, both are psychological phenomena, both are dangerous to the victims, BUT only one is egged on by a huge support group in the school system.
Comfortably Smug is good but I don't subscribe to his substack, if he has one.
I hear you on the Comfortably Smug line. I'm sure you would have thought of it.
Every day I come up with the perfect comeback to some Middle School burn.
The Biden Family is one of those unhappy families that Tolstoy said "is unhappy in its own way." At least I sure as hell hope they're the only one. That Beacon story is actually kind of horrific, if you think about it. Is Joe the instigator, who started by literally lucking into a Senate seat? Or was the father he brags about so much the source? Or the All-American quarterback grandfather?
At any rate that is a bunch of sick puppies.
I've mulled this over, lo, these many years. Someone, somewhere taught good old Joe the short and long con, unfortunately, he's Fredo Biden, and, thus, he must botch it all.
He's bumbled around the fringe of politics all his life - including the Presidency. It's now become crystal clear that it's just his default personality.
(And he & his brother have passed it on to the next generation! You know, I can't get along on a salary of less than $185,000 either, but you don't hear ME crying about it).
Too true.
"Stop at top flop bop" is good, but "Golden nude goat-woman with snake arms" could give it a run for its money.
Something that Satanic belongs atop the FBI Building.
Flop Bop is his pet name for his cousin.
What he was trying to say was 'Start at the beginning cousin'
The simplest explanation for "covfefe" was that he was about to write some long screed about "Despite negative press coverage... [insert diatribe about how DJT is still winning or something]". Instead of a forgettable string of words, his motorcade hit a pothole, he fat-fingered the "fefe" in the middle of the word "coverage" and hit send, because being the irrepressible walking Id that he is, his thumb 'always' hovers just above "Send". No deep mystery here.
"we are the Knights Who Say 'AP.' Wait - now I'VE said the forbidden word! Oh - I've said the word again!!!"
A stranger came to our town....
https://youtu.be/8ZUrsKDsk8A