What Is Biden Lying About Today?
It's never a question of "if"
If there’s one thing Joe Biden has learned during his half-century in Washington, it’s that there are no consequences to lying his ass off. It got him where he is today, and he’s not about to stop now.
No matter how stupid he sounds:
Whew!
You can lie to people about a lot of things, but a bank statement is a statement of fact. You can’t convince Americans they’re doing better financially than they really are. Your lies won’t put gas in their tanks or food in their children’s bellies. You just sound like a dick.
Biden also gave a gun-control speech yesterday, apparently. He’s about as popular as a COVID particle with Hitler’s face, and he thinks he’s gonna grab up all the guns? Good luck, old man. That’ll go over almost as well as making poor people pay for rich people’s college educations. Which is yet another incredibly stupid thing Biden is trying to do.
If the Democrats had any sense, they’d learn from Biden’s mistakes. This is what happens when you run a presidential administration based on whatever’s trending on Twitter. But if they had any sense, they wouldn’t have nominated an octogenarian who’s even worse than his predecessor.
At least they’ve given up pretending to care about the Constitution:
Now there’s a bumper sticker!
The Democratic Party: Spare Us the Bullshit About Constitutional Rights
Just keep talkin’, Dems:
November is just around the corner, and all the Democrats are competing to be even dumber and more dishonest than Biden. I just hope it’s not too late to fix all this.
A few weeks ago, Biden started saying “ultra MAGA” all the time. It didn’t really catch on, so now the big brains are trying something new:
I’m just waiting for “Double Secret MAGA.”
For one brief, shining moment a few years ago, Michael Avenatti was the most popular man in America. Or on cable news, at least. At one point, you couldn’t turn on your TV without hearing his name:
They hated Trump so much, and in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand. They even floated Avenatti’s name as a possible 2020 presidential candidate:
If our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters in the press had their way, right now they’d be yelling “Four more years!” at Michael Avenatti. Instead, he just got four years in prison. And now they all pretend they’ve never heard of him.
Tee-hee!
#YouMightBeALiberal if you think 18 is too young to buy a gun, but not too young to have yourself castrated.
“Transition-related care” means castration. Of a child. It’s barbaric and insane, and all the euphemisms in the world won’t change that.
This is why the media hates DeSantis while heaping accolades on Gavin Newsom, who is a disaster. Just do the opposite of what a journalist wants and you can’t go far wrong.
This is a good start:
Another thing CNN needs to cut back on: staff. Fire them all and start over. It couldn’t be any worse than what they’re doing now.
Uh-oh…
That sound you just heard was every feminist in the world screaming because Louis CK is still allowed to exist.
Three new episodes of The Boys are now available on Amazon Prime. I won’t spoil it, but the first episode of season 3 is the most depraved, disgusting pile of filth I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m shocked that human minds and hands are capable of such soul-degrading vileness.
It’s great!1
The show is based on a sicko comic book written by a guy named Garth Ennis, who I’ve been following since the ‘90s.2 He also wrote another sicko comic book called Preacher, which was turned into an AMC show I didn’t really like. Whereas the original comic of The Boys left me cold, but I really dig the show.
The producers of this show have really met the moment, what with the glut of superhero movies and the rise of… well, no spoilers. The show isn’t for everybody, but it sure is for me.
Season 2 ended in October 2020, which is less than a two-year wait. That’s pretty good in post-pandemic terms. My leading quality-of-life indicator is how long it takes to get new episodes of my favorite programs. Better Call Saul went two years between seasons, and we had to wait three damn years for more Barry. Maybe one of these days I’ll get into a show that doesn’t start with a B.
Speaking of which: Banshee was a great Cinemax action show starring Antony Starr, who’s now showing us what would happen if Superman went completely cape$#!+. Before Starr played a bad guy pretending to be a good guy, he played… er, a bad guy pretending to be a good guy. That’s kinda his specialty. If you want to see how he got so good at it, check out Banshee.
And that was Friday, I guess.
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But it’s not for Grandma. Not that she would want to watch it anyway.
That’s right: I’m old!
That's super-double-top-secret MAGA to you, pal.
"I just hope it’s not too late to fix all this."
Narrator: It was too late to fix all that.