Scene: Arkansas, the turn of the 1920's, somewhere in that area.
Grandpop Biden steps out of the cab of his enormous American Milk and Oil tanker truck.
Grandpop: Hey, kid!
Kid: You mean me?
Grandpop: Yeah, how'd ya like to open the first jarjy station in Arkansas?
Kid: Jarjy station?
Grandpop: Yeah! The first one! In Arkansas!
Kid: What's a jarjy station?
Grandpop: Huh? C'mon, man! A Milk and Oil Jarjy Station! Every town in America will have one soon, and your can be the first in the state! You'll make a bomb!
Kid: OK, what do I have to do?
Grandpop: It's simple. Ya build a big tank for milk, and another big tank for oil, and ya park yer jarjy station right on top.
Scene: Arkansas, the turn of the 1920's, somewhere in that area.
Grandpop Biden steps out of the cab of his enormous American Milk and Oil tanker truck.
Grandpop: Hey, kid!
Kid: You mean me?
Grandpop: Yeah, how'd ya like to open the first jarjy station in Arkansas?
Kid: Jarjy station?
Grandpop: Yeah! The first one! In Arkansas!
Kid: What's a jarjy station?
Grandpop: Huh? C'mon, man! A Milk and Oil Jarjy Station! Every town in America will have one soon, and your can be the first in the state! You'll make a bomb!
Kid: OK, what do I have to do?
Grandpop: It's simple. Ya build a big tank for milk, and another big tank for oil, and ya park yer jarjy station right on top.
Kid: Get lost, creep.