Fauci Kills Puppies

Imagine worshipping this jerk

Once upon a time, our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters in the media decided to make a big deal out of Mitt Romney putting his dog in a carrier on top of his car when his family took a trip in 1983. The media was so desperate to stop Romney, they would’ve said anything.

But then some mean ol’ blogger pointed out that Barack Obama had actually bragged in print about eating dogs when he lived in Indonesia, served by his stepfather Lolo Soetoro:

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy).”

In response, the racist rightwing blogger sneered: “Say what you want about Romney, but at least he only put a dog on the roof of his car, not the roof of his mouth.” Can you believe it?

Almost a decade later, another liberal demigod has been revealed as no friend to canines. If you’re both a dog lover and a Fauci fan, it’s time to make a tough choice.

Dylan Housman, Daily Caller:

Documents from the National Institutes of Health (NIH) obtained by a taxpayer watchdog organization reveal that the National Institutes of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), led by Dr. Anthony Fauci, spent $1.68 million on unnecessary research that killed dozens of beagle puppies.

Between October 2018 and February 2019, NIAID-funded research at SRI International involved force-feeding or injecting 44 beagle puppies aged 6-8 months old with an experimental drug before killing and dissecting them…

The SRI research involved cutting the dogs’ vocal cords so they could not bark…

Talk about a Fauci ouchie.

Is this mentioned in the Fauci movie? I assume this isn’t mentioned in the Fauci movie.

And now, the mainstream media’s reaction to Fauci literally killing puppies:



Oh, Joe Biden is doing fine. Why do you ask?

At this point, the only time I believe the Biden administration is when they tell me he’s clueless about what’s going on in the world. Yeah, I can buy that.

Just listen to the mush-mouthed gibberish that keeps coming out of this guy’s disintegrating brain:

Parenthetically, Joe Biden is mentally incompetent, and you’d better get used to the sound of “President Harris.” She’s our only hope, which should terrify you.

And now Biden is sending the Justice Department after… parents. Man, this addled old coot is really trying to drive his poll numbers into the ground, isn’t he?


So this “Facebook whistleblower” is all a big setup, right?

Right.

The government wants to control what you see and hear:

And guess who decides what is and isn’t “misinformation”? HINT: It ain’t you or me.


If you’re a lib who’s baffled and enraged that Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema won’t do what you command her to do, two things real quick:

  1. Ha-ha!

  2. Read Jon Gabriel’s piece on Arizona’s tradition of “leave-me-the-hell-alone contrarianism.”

Gabriel nails it. If the usual liberal intimidation tactics were going to work on Sinema, she would’ve caved already. She’s obviously immune to this nonsense.

But go ahead, keep following her around. Yell at her on planes and stalk her in the restroom. The more you harass her, the less likely you’ll get what you want.

I’m glad to be vindicated by this display of liberal intolerance and misogyny. Libs are as bad as I keep saying they are, and worse. Speaking as a cuck RINO traitor who probably wanted Hillary to win: Libs are fascists.


Speaking of Hillary, she’s trolling us again:

First foray into fiction? LOL! Tell that to the Bosnian snipers who almost killed her:

Tell that to Sir Edmund Hillary, who she claimed she was named after, despite the fact that she was born in 1947, years before anybody had heard of Edmund Hillary.

Tell that to anybody who watched this spectacle during the 2016 presidential campaign:

Hillary Clinton is as fictional as any living human can possibly get.


If you don’t like the lockdowns up here in the civilized world, just be glad you don’t live Down Under:

This is an actual program, but don’t worry, it’s “voluntary.” These things are always “voluntary” until the government decides to stop pretending and just forces you to comply.


On September 11, 2001, this little girl wasn’t even born yet:

This tantrum was during the Austin City Limits Music Festival, which requires all attendees to have proof of vaccination. “Shut the f@#* about our bodies” goes only so far, huh?


Black Widow premieres on Disney Plus today. Well, technically it’s been on Disney Plus since the day it premiered in theaters, but you had to pay an extra $30. Scarlett Johansson didn’t get a piece of that $30, which is why she sued Disney until they dropped a big bag of cash at her feet. And now we’re supposed to forget all the personal insults she and Disney threw at each other for months on end.

Well, now you don’t have an excuse for being a sexist and refusing to watch the second-ever Marvel movie starring a woman. Now you’re a sexist if you watch it and don’t enjoy it as much as you’re supposed to. Your choice, sexist!1


In other Dork News, we’re starting to get an idea of what HBO Max’s Peacemaker show will be like:

“Jealous of a guy’s pet eagle much?”

Honestly, I would watch this show if it was just 45 minutes of random losers goofing on John Cena every week. But I assume there will be ultraviolence and other good stuff too. I’m glad James Gunn got uncancelled.


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Yeah, I finally watched Black Widow. It was fine. Not the best Marvel movie ever, not the worst. At this point, those movies are just like the comics that inspired them: competently made and a pleasant way to pass the time, but mostly unmemorable. This movie is just another cog in the Marvel machine, made on an assembly line. No reason to make more of it than that.