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The Ken Olin bit was brilliant! Talk $#!t about Trump all you want; it's a small price to pay for the LOL snark.

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Wanna know what Kamala is really good at? Well, you're gonna need to ask Willie Brown about that. (hint, she has a pretty mouth when she smiles like a donut. But you didn't hear that from me...)

The best thing I can say about Hillary Clinton is that she will never be president.

Also, to the best of my recollection this is the very first time that she has ever mentioned that she went to college with Clarence Thomas. Has she ever talked about attending school with Thomas before, about knowing this intimate information about his mentality, in any context? For someone who has been in the public eye for nearly 30 years, I think she would have. But I have no reckoning.

But what do I know, I'm just a dumb duck on a bike. Thankfully, I can put aside all this blather about Roe and what not and concentrate on the only thing that matters: The ding dang Tour De France. Who you got? I like Primoz, his team is stacked and they are hot right now. Tadej is Tadej, a generational talent who is still the guy to beat. Everyone else? They're just riding for third. Check back in three weeks, and let's see how right I was.

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Each and every video showing abortion protest depict ugly, fat, disgusting, or just crazy women who would have little or no chance of having sex. But I guess that's the point right?

I'm an ugly, fat, disgusting female who will never get a man, so the few times, I might get lucky and some dirt bag screws me I'm going spread my legs and enjoy it. If I get pregnant, I need to be able to have an abortion because I don't want this dirt bags kid. This is the untold truth about abortion.

There are real medical reasons for abortion, but the majority of women who want them fall in the category above.

Tell you what, you want something really meaningful to protest? Try the Covid Vaccine. That thing will go down in history as the Biggest debacle in American History. If you've taken the covid shot, trust me, you REALLY have something to protest.

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Setting up abortion facilities in National Parks? What's the environmental impact of THAT, Senator?

From Jim Geraghty:

"For starters, the Hyde amendment bars the use of federal funding to pay for abortions; the only exceptions are cases involving rape or incest, or when the mother’s life is in danger. Any attempt to build abortion clinics on federal land would be in violation of that provision and spur an instant court challenge contending that the Biden administration is breaking federal law.

Second, Congress has not authorized or appropriated any funding to set up new abortion clinics on federal land; diverting funding from some other source without congressional approval would spur another round of lawsuits — to say nothing of, for instance, the U.S. Forest Service complaining that their firefighting budget is being diverted to build abortion clinics."

But sure, don't let what's legal stop you from proposing to set up little autonomous enclaves. How hard do you have to try to be so stupid?

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Watching how the MSM "reports" on the laptop from Hell, the more confirmed I am in my belief that it's generally better to have a Republican in office, rather than a Democrat. It's not because I have any illusions about the intelligence and/or integrity of Republican pols, it's just that the only pols the MSM are interested in keeping honest are Republicans. The press won't do its damn job unless there's a Republican in office.

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"You can tell them whatever you want, because you haven’t killed them!"

Unfortunately, I was drinking something carbonated when I read this. Nose still stings.

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"Joe Biden Unwittingly" can be the beginning of many, many headlines.

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I always appreciate a good Scooby Doo reference. "... and I would have gotten away with killing all those babies if it wasn't for those meddling conservatives..."

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All that time Hillary's paid ex-MI5 spook was looking for evidence Trump hired Russian hookers, you'd think he'd have stumbled on the political family that actually was ....

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