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Dude, have you ever really LOOKED at your hands? I mean really LOOKED? Nancy onto some great shit, man. Don't harsh it with your judgmental, middle-class categories, man.

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Yay voltaren!!

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Jun 17, 2022·edited Jun 17, 2022Liked by Jim Treacher

Belated happy birthday. I spend more money for your writing than I do for anyone else's writing in the world, so take that as a compliment!

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Are parents *choosing* drag queen story hour, or is drag queen story hour being thrust upon them? A library program seems voluntary; a school program, less so.

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Jim, after the robots take over, rather than kill us, they’ll put us back to work in jobs that are too dangerous for them, like coal mining, disarming bombs, and auto assembly line work. The irony is delicious!

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Am I a bad person for wanting one of those Italian protesters to get run over by a truck/car? Now that would be a viral video...

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Terrific post - from Pop Pop & Gam Gam to Voltaren - couldn't agree more. Tho' I don't really know who Ezra Miller IS - it sounds like I wouldn't like him anyway.

So glad that the Voltaren is working. As long as your being 'pain free' doesn't have a deleterious effect on your dark, sarcastic side - I'm onboard.

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Why is the preferred non-binary pronoun set "they/them"? English has a perfectly legitimate non-binary singular pronoun set: "it/its."

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Jun 17, 2022Liked by Jim Treacher

It’s nice to see Jim Treacher in a good mood: “One day the machines will rise up and kill us all, so we might as well put them to work while we can.”

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Very glad the Voltaren is working. And that less pain hasn't lessened the funny.

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Watch out for the diclofenac -it’s metabolized just like other NSAIDs, so long term your kidneys are going to take a beating. But hey, maybe you’ve got two of ‘em for a reason. All kidding aside look into COX pathway issues. Or trust the FDA’s safe and effective mantra. YMMV.

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