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Biden and Pelosi Are Too Old to Drive a School Bus, Let Alone a Country

It's time for Pop-Pop and Gam-Gam to retire

Jim Treacher
Jun 17
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Oh, Joe is doing just fine. Why do you ask?

Twitter avatar for @greg_price11Greg Price @greg_price11
Biden to a guest at his speech: "My sympathies to the family of your... uhhh... CFO who dropped dead very unexpectedly."

June 16th 2022

1,059 Retweets2,679 Likes

“And by the way, my sympathies to your, the family of your… If, uh, uh, er… your CFO. Who, uh, dropped dead very unexpectedly. My best to their family, that’s tough stuff. BUT YA KNOW”

Joe was speaking to the family of Matt Susz, executive VP and CFO of Jo-Ann Stores, who passed away this week at 56. R.I.P.

It’s the thought that counts, I guess? He meant “dropped dead” in the most loving, empathetic sense possible. He didn’t say it in a mean way, like Trump would’ve. Remember Trump? At least Biden’s not Trump! That’s why he’s good, because he’s not the guy we’re supposed to hate.

Here’s another fun one from yesterday:

Twitter avatar for @RNCResearchRNC Research @RNCResearch
"Why haven't you sanctioned Russian oligarch Elena Baturina who did business with your son?" BIDEN: *confused stare* Hunter Biden received $3.5 million her in 2014.

June 16th 2022

3,758 Retweets10,286 Likes

He’s trying to remember if he has a son.

Biden was too old to do this even before he won. It’s so obvious that even The Atlantic is saying it now. Assuming Joe survives the rigors of his first term, and America survives his ineptitude, he’ll be 82 years young on January 20, 2025.

Come on, man!

He can’t do this job. He never could. And we’re way past the point where his underlings and his codependents in the press can hide it.

On a related note: Oh, Nancy is doing just fine too. Why do you ask?

Twitter avatar for @TPostMillennialThe Post Millennial @TPostMillennial
Nancy Pelosi: "We have the war in Iraq, we have Covid..."

June 16th 2022

801 Retweets2,564 Likes

You know Gam-Gam is losing it when she forgets not only what year it is, but what her hands are.

I propose a federal law mandating that all politicians must retire at 75. Or maybe 65. We wouldn’t trust these people to drive a school bus, yet they’re allowed to run an entire country?


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Day 292 of Americans stranded in Afghanistan.

June 17th 2022

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I can’t believe I’m saying this and it’s probably a big mistake, but: Hooray for Italians!

Twitter avatar for @RitaPanahiRita Panahi @RitaPanahi
Italian motorists dealing with global warming crazies. Bravo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

June 16th 2022

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That’s how you deal with these children. If only their mamme e papà had straightened them out years ago.


What’s with all the drag queens in schools all of a sudden? I don’t really care, but do Dems really think “A drag queen in every elementary school” is a winning message in November?

Here’s where we are as a society:

Twitter avatar for @orlandosentinelOrlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel
GOP loves parental choice - unless parents choose drag queens | Editorial
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June 17th 2022

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Okay, so moms and dads are bigots if they don’t want this guy around their kids?

Twitter avatar for @NYCMayorMayor Eric Adams @NYCMayor
Drag storytellers, and the libraries and schools that support them, are advancing a love of diversity, personal expression, and literacy that is core to what our city embraces.

June 16th 2022

218 Retweets1,585 Likes

Parents vote, ya know. Maybe insulting them for worrying about their children isn’t the way to go. That’s how you lost to Glenn Youngkin, dummies.


If you know who Kevin Kruse is, this is kind of funny:

Twitter avatar for @aaronsibariumAaron Sibarium @aaronsibarium
SCOOP: Princeton learned in December about plagiarism allegations against one of its star progressive professors, but does not appear to have taken action against him in the intervening six months. Quite the contrast with how it treated Joshua Katz.
Double Standards: Princeton Turns Blind Eye To Plagiarism From Woke Professor - Washington Free BeaconPrinceton University learned in December about plagiarism allegations against one of its star progressive professors, emails obtained by the Washington Free Beacon show, but does not appear to have taken action against him in the intervening six months.freebeacon.com

June 16th 2022

364 Retweets1,240 Likes

If you don’t know who Kevin Kruse is, you’re not missing anything.


Even before the pandemic, I was all in favor of automation in the restaurant industry. Human beings are filthy animals, and the fewer of them I’ve got touching my food, the better.

So I welcome these delivery bots:

Twitter avatar for @ReutersBizReuters Business @ReutersBiz
WATCH: Uber Eats is delivering food using sidewalk robots to customers in a pilot project in and around Hollywood. Though they are fully autonomous, human 'pilots' nearby still monitor them

June 17th 2022

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One day the machines will rise up and kill us all, so we might as well put them to work while we can.


Speaking of the robots that will one day destroy mankind, the DALL·E nightmare continues:


Ezra Miller’s pronouns wouldn’t mean $#!+ to me even if he weren’t a violent drunk and now an alleged pedophile. To hell with him.

Him. Not them. I’d refuse to refer to him as a plural even if he wasn’t a scumbag.

DC Comics has been trying to make a movie starring the Flash for over 30 years. They went through half a dozen directors, and then a few months after they settled on one, the pandemic hit. Now that they’ve finally wrapped filming, their star is box-office poison. They can cut Amber Heard out of the next Aquaman flick, but they can’t really hit Delete on the guy who plays the title role in The Flash.

Tee-hee!


Voltaren Watch, Month Three: To the people asking for updates, no news is good news. I’m currently using this stuff once or twice a day on my bum knee, and it still seems to be working. I’m still not 100% pain-free, but I can go for whole days without thinking about my knee now. Going up and down stairs can still give me a twinge here and there, but it’s nothing like it used to be.

If you’re dealing with chronic joint pain, I can’t recommend this stuff highly enough. Diclofenac sodium, dude. Love it.


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Buford
Jun 17

Dude, have you ever really LOOKED at your hands? I mean really LOOKED? Nancy onto some great shit, man. Don't harsh it with your judgmental, middle-class categories, man.

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Marie Griffin
Jun 17

Yay voltaren!!

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