Weiner Wants to Get into Your Ear
Let me explain
Guess who’s back? Back again?
The radio show is called The Left vs. The Right. I guess Sliwa is “the right”? Well, it’s about time Weiner got to co-host a show. I always thought he and Eliot Spitzer should team up. C’mon, wouldn’t you tune in for Weiner/Spitzer?
Weiner is as focused and rational as ever:
“I am not going back into public life, I am doing a radio show with a friend of mine,” he exclusively tells Page Six. He added, “It’s not a conscious decision,” before joking to us, “I have a face for radio, but I don’t know if I have a place in radio as a career. Sometimes it is what it is.”
I gotta admit, I’m Weiner-curious. I’ll be listening to WABC online tomorrow to hear what he has to say. Everybody deserves a 22nd chance!
Every time Weiner is back in the news, I fondly recall the time Rachel Maddow spent several excruciating minutes trying to prove Weiner’s Twitter account had been hacked:
Okay, or: Anthony Weiner is a huge pervert. That theory seems to have won out over Maddow’s.
Can you imagine if Tucker Carlson tried this crap with a Republican who got caught being naughty? MMfA would put a whole team on the case.
I mean, they actually tried to blame Andrew Breitbart for Anthony Weiner texting pictures of his own penis to women who weren’t his wife. And now they all pretend they knew Weiner was a creep the whole time. Liberalism means never having to say you’re wrong.
Speaking of liberals being wrong as a rule, now they’re lying about those Canadian truckers. Those guys aren’t a bunch of Nazis, and it’s not just about vaccine mandates. I know this because a journalist named Rupa Subramanya did something that used to be commonplace: She actually went and talked to the subjects of a story.
I highly recommend this article. “It is hard to capture how thoroughly Trudeau has misjudged the moment.” Ain’t that the truth.
In 2022, the word “right-winger” has come to mean “anybody a liberal doesn’t like.” They’re even labelling Joe Rogan that way now, which is ridiculous. Just listen to the nonsense this knucklehead has said over the years:
I think Rogan is full of crap about all that stuff. And he gets to be! This is still a free country, for now. Free speech applies to everybody, even people who say things you don’t like. Especially those people.
Just look at how dumb I am, and yet you’re reading this anyway. You have the right to support my idiocy. God bless America! 🇺🇸🥲
Oh, Joe Biden is doing just fine. Why do you ask?
And here’s a coincidence for ya:
Weird, right? I guess we’re all just too stupid to see how great Biden is. Good thing CNN is there to educate their dozens of viewers.
If you’ve noticed mask rules don’t make much sense, you’re not the only one:
None of this has anything to do with science. Airborne viruses have been with us since the beginning of time, and you can’t expect people to mask up for the rest of their lives just because the Chinese concocted a particularly virulent plague. Our leaders don’t live like that, and neither will we.
Last night, the Daily Wire premiered their new movie Shut In on YouTube. A lot of people will dismiss the movie because Ben Shapiro’s name is attached to it, which is dumb. Either a movie is good or it’s not, regardless of whether you agree or disagree politically with anybody involved. I mean, I hate Alec Baldwin and he’s great in The Departed and on 30 Rock. I wouldn’t want him near anybody I care about, especially now, but that doesn’t mean he’s untalented.1 If I can put up with Alec Baldwin, why can’t libs put up with Ben Shapiro? He’s never even shot anybody.
Anyway. The free preview of Shut In was only live for a couple of hours, so now you have to subscribe to the Daily Wire to watch it. I really liked the movie. It’s a one-location survival thriller that reminded me of Crawl from a few years back, except the alligator has been replaced with a creepier-than-ever Vincent Gallo. It’s also very violent, but not as violent as I wanted it to be because as I mentioned, Gallo is very creepy.
It also doesn’t hit you over the head with a message, although there are some religious undertones that would probably turn off a hardcore atheist or some other type of person whose opinion doesn’t matter much to me.
The Daily Wire also showed previews of some upcoming movies they’re releasing. There’s a western starring Gina Carano, who got cancelled by Disney for not being a liberal:
And then there’s an odd little superhero comedy called The Hyperions:
Looks like fun. Reminds me of Mystery Men and The Specials.
We’ll see how this Daily Wire movie distribution experiment works, but I’m all for it. If they can release movies that wouldn’t see the light of day otherwise, what’s the harm? The worst that can happen is you don’t like the movie. Considering the repellent criminals who make most of the entertainment we enjoy — sorry, Harvey! — it’s nice to see some entertainment from decent human beings.
Earlier this week, a New York married couple named Ilya Lichtenstein and Heather Morgan were arrested for stealing $4.5 billion in Bitcoin. Some sort of money-laundering scheme. I don’t really understand any of that stuff, but I do enjoy new music, so I was delighted to hear that Morgan has a sideline as a rapper named Razzlekhan.
You are now about to witness the strength of Wall Street knowledge:
No amount of money can make somebody this talented. Believe in yourself and there’s nothing you can’t do.
It’s not a question of whether Kate McKinnon will play this woman in the inevitable biopic. It’s just a question of which streaming service.
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His Trump impression stinks, though. SNL should’ve stuck with Darrell Hammond.
This is an interesting sentence, "Earlier this week, a New York married couple named Ilya Lichtenstein and Heather Morgan were arrested for stealing $4.5 billion in Bitcoin."
All the words are in the English language, and I understand them and the context. When I graduated high school, I would have understood the context of the introductory phrase, and the remainder would have been a stumper. That rapping, though . . .
That Razzlekhan video may be my favorite thing I've seen on the internet all week. If I didn't know her backstory, I'd swear she was a female Sasha Baron Cohen and Razzlekhan was her "Borat". I can't stop laughing at "the motherf****** crocodile of Wall Street".