Who the Heck Is Jim Treacher

Who the Heck Is Jim Treacher

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Week Sauce (2/8)

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Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the week’s events for whatever reason. Enjoy!


According to a new poll, almost 80% of Americans oppose allowing men in women’s sports.
The other 20% look like this.

Fake image generated by Grok

Gustavo Petro, president of Colombia, says cocaine is “no worse than whiskey” and is only illegal because it comes from Latin America.
Which is exactly what I told that silly judge.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu presented Donald Trump with a plague containing a golden pager, referencing Israel’s devastating sneak attack on Hezbollah last year.
Hezbollah could not be reached for comment, which makes sense.1

In the UK, a group of scientists are calling for a ban on boiling lobsters and crabs alive, arguing the creatures feel pain much like humans do.
In related news: Scientists have been torturing lobsters and crabs.

Joe Biden has just signed with Hollywood agency CAA.
He’s already gotten an offer to star in a live-action version of Veggie Tales.

In Florida, a man dressed in Dalmatian-patterned pajamas escaped arrest for reckless driving and then, with a handcuff on one wrist, evaded police for over a day.
They finally got him because he was dog-tired.

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