Week Sauce (2/22)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the week’s events for whatever reason. Enjoy!
In Brazil, a wave of armed robberies has targeted pharmacies that stock Ozempic and Wegovy.
Police are on the lookout, but so far the evidence is thin.
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass says it was “very painful” to be thousands of miles away while her city burned.
Also painful? Fire.
According to a new survey, homeschoolers have higher levels of optimism, gratitude, and life satisfaction than normal kids.
In Georgia, a Caucasian woman is suing a fertility clinic for implanting the wrong embryo, resulting in an African-American baby.
The mixup was caused when the embryo was labeled “White.”
Along our border with Canada, human smugglers are charging as much as $5,000 a head to sneak people into the U.S.
If you want to sneak into Canada, they’ll pay you.
According to Reuters, Apple Inc’s new headquarters in Cupertino includes toilets inspired by the design of the iPhone.
Although the download speed is entirely up to the user.1
Researchers now say human-like beings might have developed on other planets.
In fact, some of them may have visited us already.
In the Turks and Caicos Islands, a snorkeling tourist lost both of her hands when she tried to take a picture of a shark.
Apparently she never heard that old saying: “Sharks bite people.”
The inventor of Nutella hazelnut spread has passed away at the age of 97.
He has asked for his remains to be ground into a paste, mixed with chocolate, and slathered on toast.