Week Sauce (1/4)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about recent events for whatever reason. Enjoy!
Jimmy Carter has passed away at the age of 100.
In his honor, Iran just took some more hostages.
Carter’s funeral will be held on January 9.
On January 10, he begins his 2028 presidential campaign.
Jeff Bezos now denies reports that his upcoming wedding to fiancée Lauren Sanchez will cost over $600 million.
Originally it cost that much, but he’s been saving up a bunch of Amazon digital rewards.
Texas Representative Kay Granger has been living in a dementia care facility for the past six months.
“I can beat that,” said one man.
Burt the Crocodile, co-star of ‘80s classic Crocodile Dundee, has died at approximately 90 years old.
Getting a more precise age is impossible, because crocodiles aren’t very good at keeping records.
Outgoing Missouri Representative Cori Bush says she’s willing to run for office again, saying “the possibilities are endless.”
Well, so was the shrimp at Red Lobster.1
Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen won’t be allowed to defend his world title because he insists on wearing denim trousers.
Which makes chess the only sport in 2024 that actually cares about your jeans (genes).
