Week Sauce (11/16)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the past week’s news for whatever reason. Enjoy!
George Clooney is taking a step back from politics after being blamed for Kamala’s loss.
However, he’ll keep contributing to our national defense by making more bombs.
It’s official: In 2025, Republicans will control the Senate, the House, and the White House.
Right now the Democrats can barely control their bladders.
The Kamala Harris campaign paid Oprah Winfrey’s company $1 million, just part of the $15 million they spent on “event production.”
Normally, Kamala gets better results from blowing that much.
The TikTok astrology community is in disarray because most of them predicted Kamala would win.
It doesn’t matter how the planets are aligned if your head is up Uranus.
The State Department held an in-house therapy session for employees upset about Trump’s victory.
They’re planning another one, as soon as they can buy more crayons.
Florida Democrat Debbie Wasserman Schultz says 2024 was not a wave election.
When asked to expand on her comments, Wasserman Schultz added: “Glub, glub.”
CNN is rumored to be laying off its top stars.
The toughest part? Finding a top star.
Happy Veterans Day!
To commemorate the occasion, Joe Biden encouraged Americans to have their pets spayed or neutered.1