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I’m resting my voice this Saturday. Let’s turn the jokes over to the only comedians in the world who don’t care if they fail, at comedy or anything else…
Robots!
Yeah, I don’t know why Sora 2 did it that way either. No matter how I edited the text prompts, it insisted on making one of the comedians white. Sorry!
Neuroscientists say a woman’s menstrual cycle can cause serious changes throughout her whole brain.
There’s no punchline here, and I’m sorry I even brought it up.
The states that are most excited about Halloween include North Dakota, Delaware, and Idaho.
The least eager state? Consciousness.
An Australian bodybuilder has broken a Guinness World Record by doing 733 pull-ups in one hour.
She would’ve done more, but she’s just a woman.
According to a new survey, brown cars are most likely to get pooped on by birds.
That’s crazy. I didn’t even know birds could talk.1
A Kentucky man wants to set a Guinness World Record for largest number of Halloween props outside a house.
He’s already broken the record for World’s Angriest Neighbors.
Scientists say the human brain can’t handle more than 150 friends at a time.
In related news, nobody wants to be friends with scientists.
The latest lifestyle trend is stay-at-home sons, adult men who live with their mothers and do all the housework.
Back when I was that age, we just called it... [SHRUG] gay.
The president is now selling a wrist watch.
Even liberals have to admit, it’s right at least twice a day.
Over the weekend, FBI Director Kash Patel called MSNBC an “ass clown factory of disinformation.”
He was quickly condemned by children’s party entertainer Dookie the Clown.
