Tim Walz Wants You to Know He's Dumb

He's doing the best he can

It’s a great time to be a special-needs candidate on a presidential ticket. We’ve got at least two of them, and arguably three.¹ My favorite, though, is Timmy.

Timmy doesn’t know much, and he never will. Timmy isn’t like the rest of us. As he puts it, he’s a “knucklehead.” It’s not his fault. And gosh darn it, he’s not gonna let his blatantly obvious mental challenges stop him from living his best life.

He’s making his learning disability work for him. He’s the dumbest hillbilly of ‘em all, and he aims to prove it: