NYT Begs for Angry Sky Gods to Attack Us Again
Good news is no news
I’m pretty old at this point, and for my whole life, the media has been predicting the weather will kill us all.
When I was a kid, the news was all about the coming Ice Age.
Brrrrr! Iran was a bunch of terrorist assholes even back in the ‘70s, but the existential threat to America hadn’t been updated yet. They thought the cold was gonna get us.
And that dumb magazine was only $1.25 an issue! Everything might be more expensive 45 years later, but at least we haven’t all frozen to death.
Then the big threat became “global warming.” But when people noticed it wasn’t getting any warmer outside, despite the climate models that were supposed to horrify us, the scare tactic became “climate change.” They didn’t think we’d notice, I guess.
And through it all, there was one constant refrain: The sky gods are angry and we’re all gonna pay.
Do you leave your phone charger plugged in when you’re not using it? Do you drive a gas-powered car because it actually works? Then you’re destroying the planet, according to a pack of millionaires with yachts and private jets.
But now the celebrities and other climate supplicants are in dismay. The weather is letting them down again! Yet another of their predictions hasn’t come true, and they want to know why their climate deities have abandoned them.
Halfway through an Atlantic hurricane season that forecasters expected would be one of the most active on record, there has been a considerable interlude in storms during what is typically the busiest portion of the season, leaving observers to wonder if the forecast was a bust — or if the worst may be yet to come.
Often, at this time of the year, it isn’t uncommon to see two, three or even four named storms occurring simultaneously. But on Wednesday there were no current storms, and there hasn’t been one since Hurricane Ernesto formed, beginning as a tropical storm, on Aug. 12…
Despite the reprieve in recent weeks, though, “it is too early to dismiss the seasonal hurricane outlook as a bust,” said Dan Harnos, a meteorologist at the NOAA Climate Prediction Center.
You got that? We haven’t endured as many deadly, destructive hurricanes as the scientists predicted. And they’re worried about it. They want people to suffer and die, but they’re hopeful that nature will still unleash its fury on us.
There’s still time for the worst to happen. Fingers crossed!
Calm weather is such a terrible blow to a climate scientist’s ego. And funding.
The foundational tenet of the climate cult is that human civilization is being punished for our hubris. People think we’re so great, with our smartphones and automobiles and indoor plumbing, but the climate keeps smacking us back down. It’s all we deserve, according to these misanthropes.
They dream of a world where the common peasants — you, me, and everybody we know — are driven back to the Stone Age. And while we’re all living in caves, our betters who express the permitted opinions will be allowed to keep their luxuries. No bad idea in human history ever goes away, not even feudalism.
This is only a temporary setback, of course. Too many creeps have a deep investment in the “climate crisis,” financially and emotionally, to let it slip away over something as minor as a lack of evidence.
Try again next time, sky gods!
Lots of news this week. The Chinese Communist Party got caught infiltrating the government of New York state. The Russians have been paying C-list “conservative” influencers like Benny Johnson and Tim Pool. George R.R. Martin is feuding with HBO. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
I don’t know if it’s just age, or adrenal fatigue, or what, but I just don’t care about any of the stuff I’m supposed to be panicked about. It’s just relentless, every damn day, and I give up.
That’s bad, right? That’s probably bad. Even the boy who cried wolf was right eventually. Oh well.
News flash! It’s hot in summer and cold in winter!
idk, I think it's a good sign that people are realizing that most of the crises peddled by the mass media are pure BS.