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Burrus Carnahan's avatar

Beyond allowing Russian cats to compete, we should grant political asylum to any Russian cats who defect. Also, what about dual-national cats?

Pi Guy's avatar

Meh. You let one in next thing you know 'Murican cats salaries will get undercut in the Mouser Market.

America First!

Pi Guy's avatar

"...they’re digitally altering The Big Lebowski to remove all visual and verbal references to White Russians."

I believe The Dude refers orders a Caucasian at least once. I like that.

Or maybe, "Hey, barkeep - I'll have a nihilist."

Pi Guy's avatar

At least pouring out non-Texan Vodka or preventing Russian Other-Abled Felines from competing makes them feel better.

#IstandWithBourbon

dbschlosser's avatar

If you haven't read Darwyn Cooke's illustrated adaptations of the Parker novels, they're extraordinary. https://www.goodreads.com/series/54156-parker-graphic-novels

Jim Treacher's avatar

I forgot to mention those. R.I.P.

Bjorn Mesunterbord's avatar

"I get to use the c-word because I am one. No, not that c-word. Well, okay, that one too."

Every time I think you couldn't be funnier, you go ahead and prove me wrong. Love ya, man! :-)

FormerNMWGofer's avatar

Have a restful weekend and watch out for the wind.

Mike Goerling's avatar

I'm a big Reacher fan and your recommendation is spot on.