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Wanderman's avatar

Anyone who thinks they haven’t been saving this cancer tidbit for when the “Biden was a vegetable president” books come out is totally delusional. They’ve shot at Trump, now this sympathy cancer reveal. How low can our politics go?

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David Ferreira's avatar

So here's a convenient life ring tossed to the Dems: just about the time when they need it most: their pals in the media are piling on with the "they didn't tell us Joe was THAT bad and how were we supposed to know anyway?" books and speeches. The cancer fairy comes down and whacks grampy Joe over the head with the wand, and now you can't speak ill of him because he is in the fight of his life - and the fight which also conveniently explains his transmogrification into a rutabaga over the last 6+ years. People just stop asking questions (and buying books and tickets for speeches) and just pray for the big guy.

Then, quietly after not being seen for some time, just peacefully passes away in his sleep. No need for an autopsy or other examination, everyone knew he had SPC (Surprise Prostate Cancer), and much paying of lip service to the lifetime devoted to selfless public service commences. And also, coincidentally as well, his ghoulish family begins their book and speech tours to show everyone how much they miss him and how important he was to the world.

Even in death, Joe will remain the goose which lays the stinky, gold-painted, sulfuric eggs that line the pockets of his family. And we can't say a word because to do so would dishonor a statesman and patriot.

"When everyone is out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking." - Dr. Johnny Fever

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Julinthecrown's avatar

This is one of your posts that I agree with everything in it. And well said at that.

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Hootanic's avatar

"Who was really the president for four years?" It was a group effort between his cabinet that refused to execute their oaths and enact the 25th amendment, Nancy Pelosi/Chuck Schumer/DNC leadership, and of course Dr. Jill with Ron Klain and the WH staff. Think of it kind of like a group creative writing project - except instead of a bad novella for "Intro to Lit" 1301, we got "policy" and a lot of autopen.

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Up From The Slime's avatar

"If you pray, then please pray for the immortal soul of Joe Biden and everybody else who enabled this massive, fraudulent lie. They could use it."

I will pray that Joe Biden finds some relief from the intense pain of bone cancer and has more good days than bad in whatever time he has remaining.

As for his immortal soul and those of his co-conspirators, I will leave it to the Lord to decide what's coming to them.

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Up From The Slime's avatar

I would like to kill one conspiracy theory right here and now: No, the plan was not to drag Joe Biden over the finish line for the express purpose of letting Kamala take over after his reelection to become the first female President. If "they" wanted Kamala to become the first female President and had control over both Biden and the Democratic Party, they would have forced Biden to resign from office, not just drop out of the campaign. That would have made Harris the first female President AND given her the boost of incumbency going into the election, which might have been enough to get her elected (reelected?). But either they didn't have the power to make that happen or they never wanted it to happen in the first place.

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