Shouldn't a Supreme Court Nominee Know What a Woman Is?
After all, it was one of the two reasons Biden picked her
Most liberals are focused on how racist it is to question or criticize Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson, but let’s not forget that it’s also sexist. If you disagree with anything a woman says or does, that means you hate women. (Unless, of course, the woman is a Republican.) This is a very useful way to view the world, because it relieves you of the responsibility of thinking about anything. You just react reflexively to the stimuli, like a dog that’s been trained to salivate at the sound of a bell. It’s very easy, which is why libs prefer it.
As we’ve established, it’s sexist to criticize the #NotoriousKBJ because she’s a woman.
Or… is she?
Even she doesn’t seem to know:
Do you own a mirror?
I mean, I’m not a chef, but I know what food is.1
What a bizarre display. Joe Biden knows what a woman is, or he wouldn’t have nominated one to the Supreme Court. That was one of his two stated reasons for picking Ketanji Brown Jackson. Yet suddenly, when she’s asked directly what that word means, it’s the riddle of the Sphinx.
At least she admits it’s a question of biology, not personal preference. Only a biologist can determine the difference between a man and a woman, according to the Democratic Party’s new heroine. Good to know!
Hey, wait… does this mean Joe Biden is a biologist? He knows what a woman is, or he wouldn’t have specifically said he was only going to nominate one. And his son certainly knows what a woman is, or he wouldn’t have stored so much footage he took with so many of them on his abandoned laptop.
Maybe KBJ doesn’t want to anger trans activists? Except she’s seeking a lifetime appointment and they’re not the ones standing in her way. I guess she just doesn’t want a bunch of libs banging on the doors of the Supreme Court, like they did with Kavanaugh.
This is all moot, of course. Ms. Brown Jackson will most likely be confirmed, nobody will even accuse her of rape, and everybody will move on. It’ll just be interesting to watch her judicial decisions, considering she can’t even tell the difference between girls and boys.
A judge who can’t judge a vagina from a penis. Biden just keeps knockin’ it outta the park. He had to pick a woman, and she had to pretend not to know what one of those even is.
I don’t want to say the libs have twisted themselves into knots, but now you’re a misogynist for criticizing a woman who refuses to define the word “woman.”
And also racist, they gotta throw that one in too:
It’s hilarious that the guy from The Man Show has gone full woke. He quit making girls jump on trampolines, because what is a girl anyway?
I’ll close this out with an idea from a reader, who is also my dad:
When this new woman is approved to the Supreme Court, “they” will have 3 liberal women against those 5 horrid conservative men [and one horrid conservative woman, who Trump obviously just nominated to make them sandwiches — JT]. Every disagreement will be blamed on the men’s obvious misogyny. Modern answer — Roberts and Kavanaugh have to go trans female! Then they can still vote conservative, but this takes away the misogyny claim. Feel free to use this on Substack.
Still wondering how I got to be such a wiseass? As the Irish say, I didn’t lick it from a stone.
Now we’re learning the true costs of the pandemic, and the virus itself was down there with the least of it:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I quit drinking a couple of years before the pandemic, and if I hadn’t, I’d probably be dead now. I had a tough enough time handling that psychological ordeal when I was stone sober. If I hadn’t already quit, I’m sure I would’ve drank myself to organ failure, or piled up my car, or something even worse. And if I escaped that fate, I’d still be even crazier than I am now.
But that’s just me. If it helped you get through this mess, sláinte.
And now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for, except for those of us who haven’t:
Glad he stopped dyeing his hair. “Silver foxes lookin’ for romance / In the chainsmoke Kansas Flashdance ass-pants…”
I kept meaning to see this in the theater, but now I’m glad I didn’t, because I really need a pause button when I’m hyperventilating from laughing and/or cringing so hard. I’m only about halfway through this latest soul-shredding festival of genital torture, because I gotta pause it every few minutes and regain my composure. When they started messing around with spiders crawling on people’s faces, I had to tap out. For now! Just for now. I’ll be back, Johnny Knoxville. You haven’t beaten me yet.
These guys are really stupid, and whatever Knoxville is paying them, it isn’t enough. But I’ll be damned if he doesn’t make the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. Sure, Buster Keaton was cool, but did he ever get gored by a bull?2
Not only are the Jackass movies explosively hilarious — often literally — they’re also the best depiction of male bonding ever captured on film. Most guys aren’t as extreme or foolhardy as these knuckleheads, but the psychology is the same. Bros are made, not born. Well, unless you’re two males with the same mother and father. Then you’re born bros. But the rest of us have to make our own. And Jackass shows how that happens.
SPOILER: This is not the movie for you if you can’t handle extreme closeups of injured scrotums. If that’s a dealbreaker, you should know now.
And speaking of toxic masculinity:
But when I say those Brits all look alike…
Happy Hump Day! The good news is we’re halfway through the work week. The bad news is there’s another one after that. And another. And another. And another…
But don’t think about that. Think about these buttons you’re about to click. Yay, buttons!
Boy, do I ever. This pandemic has really messed me up. I’m ready for the beach, because I look like a whale.
Maybe he did? I’m not like a Buster Keaton expert or anything. I’m sure you’ll let me know if he did, he probably did.
We are in awe, sir. The whole KBJ section was just masterful.
Her refusal to acknowledge her own womanhood isn't mere stupidity; it's strategic, so we can be served more BOSTOCKery. That she didn't know RBG's quote that the sexes aren't "fungible" puts her well below Amy Coney Barrett, who wowed. Without notes. As you noted, the Supreme Court will be 5-4 as "you can't count Roberts". I'm also worried that she's flat-out lying about CRT. This will not end well.