Re that voting... thing: one of the good things about getting older is that I have no flippin' clue who Trina or Saucy Santana are, and I feel blessed.
“And now, observe as the oldest president in American history squats astride the punchbowl and drops this big ol’ turd” ... terrific and hilarious line. Almost made me forget how deadly serious the subject is.
Legalizing weed is all well and good, but the stuff they put out today is exponentially stronger than the stuff they used to bust the Stones and the Beatles for. Smoke too much, and it can seriously [deal unfairly or harshly] with your brain. Reefer Madness for reals.
It is impossible to get me to care about Marvel or DC any less than I already do, I don't care how many flaccid man-things you dangle in front me. I din't like the whole superhero genre in it's heyday, and I ain't about to start any time soon. The only Super Hero show I watched, they completely botched; The Punisher. Oh, there were flashes of brilliance. The casting of Jon Berthal was spot-on, but it was badly written. I wanted The Punisher to, you know, *punish* the occasional baddies. There just was not enough PUNISHING for my taste, too much about a great conspiracy arc. If I was writing it (and, really, I'm a duck so what the hell do I know about running a show?) I woulda had Frank Castle wander the roads of America, stopping in one town or another, letting trouble find him and then, get this, punishing the everliving F**K out of rando's.
Anyways, what else ... oh, yeah, "no mean tweets!" That's what I will be saying while the great radioactive cloud of death wafts over the cascade mountains and descends on my patch of land in Central Oregon... "there were no mean tweets, everyone! I repeat: *No* *Mean* TWEETS!!!!!!"
Without reservation or wavering, I 100% support and stand with MKH. She is brilliant and insightful, and she taught me how to fold a fitted sheet. That alone should win her a Nobel Prize or something. Plus, her husband met his demise on the bicycle, doing what he loves, and I know that Mary hurts with his loss, but she soldiers on faithfully. I know I've been close, very close, to being nothing but a memory to everyone, and I know Mrs. Duck fears she'll get that "phone call" or knock on the door every time I swing a leg over my TrailDonkey 3.1.
What is colossally confounding is that Old Joe's handlers seem not to realize is that they and their loved ones will be inhaling just as much glow in the dark fairy dust as the rest of us when Putin and which ever Kim in North Korea start shooting off their nukes. NK just did a tester for world reaction with a shot over Japan. The absolute tragedy of it all is that even if we send him off to never never land before his term ends, we are stuck with a woman who last week declared North Korea as our great ally while standing in the DMZ. But then they all look alike, so what's the difference, right?
Biden is doing his "Putin/Atomic Weapons/Not a Joke" shtick to puff himself up as another JFK. He's nothing of the sort. The fact that he invokes "Armageddon" at a stupid Dem fundraising dinner tells you that Mr. Deep has gone off script again.
"No Voting no Vucking" is meaningless and doesn't work on a single level. (Except, as you noted, a racist one.)
"No one Vucks with a Biden." So what did the Saudis just do? Why is Biden still using Russia as our interlocutor with Iran? Why did he trade convicted Venezuelan drug dealers related to tyrant Maduro? Because Venezuela's carbon emissions don't count in Biden's mind--HIS hands are "clean".
On the FBI announcing (leaking) that they have enough evidence to charge Hunter Biden criminally - I speculate that there are two possible scenarios unfolding:
1. The most likely - the deep state can no longer contain the stench and are signaling to the big guy to issue a pardon before the situation inevitably unravels.
2. This is the camel's nose of getting Joe out of the White House - retire with grace now or you son and ultimately you are looking at impeachment and maybe even Club Fed.
Number two begs the Kamala question - but maybe the Junta has decided that she can be controlled more easily than the demented old man that keeps escaping from the nursing home and running amok. At least she can probably (?) be trained not to read the [Instructions] off of the teleprompter.
“If you wanna hit this booty, you gotta do your civic duty.”
Re that voting... thing: one of the good things about getting older is that I have no flippin' clue who Trina or Saucy Santana are, and I feel blessed.
“And now, observe as the oldest president in American history squats astride the punchbowl and drops this big ol’ turd” ... terrific and hilarious line. Almost made me forget how deadly serious the subject is.
Legalizing weed is all well and good, but the stuff they put out today is exponentially stronger than the stuff they used to bust the Stones and the Beatles for. Smoke too much, and it can seriously [deal unfairly or harshly] with your brain. Reefer Madness for reals.
It is impossible to get me to care about Marvel or DC any less than I already do, I don't care how many flaccid man-things you dangle in front me. I din't like the whole superhero genre in it's heyday, and I ain't about to start any time soon. The only Super Hero show I watched, they completely botched; The Punisher. Oh, there were flashes of brilliance. The casting of Jon Berthal was spot-on, but it was badly written. I wanted The Punisher to, you know, *punish* the occasional baddies. There just was not enough PUNISHING for my taste, too much about a great conspiracy arc. If I was writing it (and, really, I'm a duck so what the hell do I know about running a show?) I woulda had Frank Castle wander the roads of America, stopping in one town or another, letting trouble find him and then, get this, punishing the everliving F**K out of rando's.
Anyways, what else ... oh, yeah, "no mean tweets!" That's what I will be saying while the great radioactive cloud of death wafts over the cascade mountains and descends on my patch of land in Central Oregon... "there were no mean tweets, everyone! I repeat: *No* *Mean* TWEETS!!!!!!"
Without reservation or wavering, I 100% support and stand with MKH. She is brilliant and insightful, and she taught me how to fold a fitted sheet. That alone should win her a Nobel Prize or something. Plus, her husband met his demise on the bicycle, doing what he loves, and I know that Mary hurts with his loss, but she soldiers on faithfully. I know I've been close, very close, to being nothing but a memory to everyone, and I know Mrs. Duck fears she'll get that "phone call" or knock on the door every time I swing a leg over my TrailDonkey 3.1.
What is colossally confounding is that Old Joe's handlers seem not to realize is that they and their loved ones will be inhaling just as much glow in the dark fairy dust as the rest of us when Putin and which ever Kim in North Korea start shooting off their nukes. NK just did a tester for world reaction with a shot over Japan. The absolute tragedy of it all is that even if we send him off to never never land before his term ends, we are stuck with a woman who last week declared North Korea as our great ally while standing in the DMZ. But then they all look alike, so what's the difference, right?
Come for the insightful political commentary, stay for the Gene Shalit references!
Biden is doing his "Putin/Atomic Weapons/Not a Joke" shtick to puff himself up as another JFK. He's nothing of the sort. The fact that he invokes "Armageddon" at a stupid Dem fundraising dinner tells you that Mr. Deep has gone off script again.
"No Voting no Vucking" is meaningless and doesn't work on a single level. (Except, as you noted, a racist one.)
"No one Vucks with a Biden." So what did the Saudis just do? Why is Biden still using Russia as our interlocutor with Iran? Why did he trade convicted Venezuelan drug dealers related to tyrant Maduro? Because Venezuela's carbon emissions don't count in Biden's mind--HIS hands are "clean".
On the FBI announcing (leaking) that they have enough evidence to charge Hunter Biden criminally - I speculate that there are two possible scenarios unfolding:
1. The most likely - the deep state can no longer contain the stench and are signaling to the big guy to issue a pardon before the situation inevitably unravels.
2. This is the camel's nose of getting Joe out of the White House - retire with grace now or you son and ultimately you are looking at impeachment and maybe even Club Fed.
Number two begs the Kamala question - but maybe the Junta has decided that she can be controlled more easily than the demented old man that keeps escaping from the nursing home and running amok. At least she can probably (?) be trained not to read the [Instructions] off of the teleprompter.
Shouldn't it be "No Foting, no..."... Never mind!
Best line I read all day: "Last week, Biden was trying to talk to dead people. This week, he’s trying to make us all dead people."
Thank you for the guffaw.