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I imagine if I had to read the news everyday it might help to drink some before I did it.

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"Can’t a U.S. president pay for his son’s hookers and cocaine without everybody getting all up in his business?"

So say we all.

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"How is the Biden administration going to handle the 1 year anniversary of the fall of Afghanistan"? Is that a real question the media are asking. Well, they're going to bake them a cake of course! "If only Biden could send more arms and material!" is probably what they're thinking. Who knows.

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How did she go for 20 minutes and nobody noticed? Oh, right. Nobody was watching it.

Also, had the producer tied one on as well?

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Make sure no one in the government does anything stupid? About 18 months too late for that...

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"Are we not doing “Latinx” anymore?"

Mi mujer, Spanish for my woman/wife, is from El Salvador, just celebrated 30 years a US citiizen, has NEVER done Latinx.

I suggest from here on out it be pronounced "La-Tinks."

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"We Are Not Tacos"

Ich bin ein Burrito!

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I love the fact that Jill Biden is trending along with "Taco Tuesday" on Twitter.

The James Webb Space Telescope makes you happy you've lived to see something this remarkable!

The lie about the Border Patrol has been just that. Amazingly, no one will cite it among Biden's numerous and greater failures.

You simply must come up with something special for the fall of Afghanistan and the utter debacle of our leaving.

Happy Taco Tuesday.

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That Biden bunch say the wackiest things, eh?

I'm old enough to remember when Joe was known as "the smallest brain in the senate." I think Hugh Hewitt used that phrase around 2000.

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Jill Biden never watched Hill Street Blues.

[At the luncheon honoring him as "Hispanic Officer of the Year," Ray Calletano is introduced as a "Puerto Rican-American."]

RAY: Chief Daniels, my esteemed colleagues, it is with great pride that I accept and thank you for this award. At a time like this, I feel that there is only one thing that I can say: Why huevos rancheros? And why margaritas? Why do you assume that all Hispanic people like that kind of food? I don't like that kind of food. I'm not Mexican. I'm not even Puerto Rican. You go to all this trouble to give this banquet in my honor, and no one even bothers to find out that I'm COLOMBIAN, not Mexican or Puerto Rican. And furthermore, phrases like "credit to his people" and "fine Puerto Rican-American" tend to stick in the throat of a man who has been a citizen of this country for twenty-two years. And why is it that when you are all here today to honor me as Hispanic Officer of the Year, I look around a room full of ranking officers and the only other Hispanics I see are waiters and busboys? As far as I am concerned, you can keep your award!

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So we now know that Joe Biden didn't get dementia from old age, he caught it from his wife.

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“pictures that appear to show a Border Patrol agent on horseback with a whip”

Is this like when bad guys "shoot people" but police officers have weapons that have "discharged?"

The Drew Holden Twitter thread is complete with all of the, as our host would say, Caca del Toro that should rightly appear next to the definition of _Gaslighting_ in the dictionary.

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Wow. Like it. Like it a lot.

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Sorry to be so late to the party, but that's the library biz....people are always asking questions, sometimes all afternoon.

I think that DOCTOR Jill's speechwriter actually meant to reference breakfast BURRITOS. S/he probably doesn't know that tacos and burritos are completely different items, libtards not being very knowledgeable about the culture of any of the ethnicities they patronize. Anyway.

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