Libs Can't Decide Whether Martha's Vineyard Is Good or Not
They know sending illegal aliens there is a problem, but they can't tell us why
It’s been a while since a Republican has done something as smart and effective and knowledgeably precise as sending a handful of illegal aliens to Martha’s Vineyard. Suddenly, the problem is right on the doorstep of the wealthiest and whitest among us. They wanted open borders, and now they’re seeing the results firsthand.
No wonder the libs have been caught flatfooted! They just don’t know what to do, and it’s very satisfying to watch.
On one hand, Ron DeSantis is Hitler and he wants brown people to die:
Or maybe he’s FDR?
In any case, it’s definitely a bad thing:
Wow, this “vineyard” place sounds like hell on earth!
And it’s not just a few Twitter randos freaking out about 50 illegal aliens spending the night at a luxury resort. The White House is equally outraged:
“…to us.”
Democrats don’t care about those people. They only care about being embarrassed. The Republicans’ true sin is exposing liberal hypocrisy.
I also enjoyed this local resident’s unintentional admission:
“We’re in a housing crisis as we are on this island.” LOL! They really can’t hear themselves, can they? Illegal immigration was fine when it was 10,000 people roasting alive under a bridge in Texas, but insert a few dozen brown folks into a liberal enclave, and all the whiteys run around like headless chickens.
Still, it’s nice that some residents are stepping up to the challenge:
Gotta hand it to the libs, they’ll give you the shirt off their back. And what a shirt it is:
If you don’t understand why that’s funny, you’re in the wrong place.
And then, as soon as it began, it was over:
Whoa. Shipping the undesirables off to a military base? Don’t these racist white Americans know about poem at the base of the Statue of Liberty?
I wonder if Jim Acosta still thinks it’s a good idea to just open up the borders and let everybody in.
And now we know how to get libs to pretend to care about illegal immigration. Which other wealthy white enclave will get the next planeload of people they don’t want around? Stay tuned!
I don’t know anything about chess, but something stinks about this next story:
Apparently this guy had a helper standing by with the controller for the, um, device, and they worked out some sort of code to tell him which moves to make. Morse code, meet dorsal code.
“That was an amazing win, champ. What was your strategy?”
“Well, I kinda pulled it out of my ass…”
Oh boy:
I’m neither upset nor confused by this news, but I am disappointed. It would’ve been nice to see Bakula in the role again, and to find out whatever happened to Sam Beckett. But if Bakula doesn’t want to do it, he doesn’t want to do it. He seems like a class act about it, at least.
Maybe he read the script of this Quantum Leap reboot and just said, “Wow, no.” I was mildly dreading it already, and this sure doesn’t help. But I’m willing to give it a try. Maybe it won’t suck. Maybe the writers won’t do a 9/11 episode. Maybe everything will be okay.
And finally…
How about that? Good for her!
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Libs Can't Decide Whether Martha's Vineyard Is Good or Not
The Notorious RGB t-shirt is almost as good as Todd Flanders' hand-me-down after the hurricane: "Look, Daddy, I'm a surfer!"
The worst thing you can ask of a leftist is to have them live their values.
SNL has an openly non-binary cast member now? Well, the thing is that show has been on so long it's getting very hard to have any sort of "first" that is newsworthy. Fact is, they need a few "lasts," like "last season" and " last christmas special" and especially "last episode." Because it's a running joke that SNL hasn't been funny since anyone can remember. They need to shove the carcass of this show into the network dumpster. You know that, I know that... Everyone knows that. But the fact of the matter is what is NBC gonna replace it with?
The whole idea of "appointment TV" on network television, let alone on a Saturday Night, is an anachronism of a bygone era where TV's were the size of trucks, and there were only three options. We ain't going back to that time where we gather rough the water cooler and say "didja see SNL this week!" It's over, NBC.
I used to love Quantum Leap because it was a combination of ridiculous concept and science fiction, and they pulled it off just right. I'll check the show out if Jim says it's good. But I won't be there on day one. I got shit to do, bikes to ride. The Pro Cycling World Championships are in Australia, and they start this week. This is the only "rainbow" on a piece of clothing that I care about.
(See, the World Champion gets to wear a rainbow jersey the next year. A white jersey with Blue, Red, Black, Yellow, Green bands. And from that point on, they have the honor of wearing the rainbows as piping on their jersey. Then, one day, all rainbows were hijacked and they became a political symbol. But I know the truth and the real value of wearing THE Rainbow Jersey)