Libs Can't Decide Whether Martha's Vineyard Is Good or Not

They know sending illegal aliens there is a problem, but they can't tell us why

It’s been a while since a Republican has done something as smart and effective and knowledgeably precise as sending a handful of illegal aliens to Martha’s Vineyard. Suddenly, the problem is right on the doorstep of the wealthiest and whitest among us. They wanted open borders, and now they’re seeing the results firsthand.

No wonder the libs have been caught flatfooted! They just don’t know what to do, and it’s very satisfying to watch.

On one hand, Ron DeSantis is Hitler and he wants brown people to die:

Nikki Fried @NikkiFried

Just got off the phone with the @WhiteHouse. I’m asking the @TheJusticeDept to investigate Ron DeSantis’ political human trafficking.

Or maybe he’s FDR?

George Takei @GeorgeTakei

As a child, I was put on a train and sent off by the government to a faraway place we’d never heard of. As a survivor of that policy, I am appalled by what governors in TX and FL are doing now. Politicians back then treated us as political scapegoats, less than human. #NeverAgain

In any case, it’s definitely a bad thing:

Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter

Ron DeSantis knows his way around a few Bible verses. So, should we love our neighbors or ship them around the country to score political points? .@JVLast has thoughts

thetriad.thebulwark.comRon DeSantis Has Learned Trump’s Most Important InsightFor Christian nationalists, the cruelty is the point.

Wow, this “vineyard” place sounds like hell on earth!

And it’s not just a few Twitter randos freaking out about 50 illegal aliens spending the night at a luxury resort. The White House is equally outraged:

Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon

Reporter: "It's an island that they sent asylum seekers to ... an island that's known to be, in some instances, a Democratic haven." Jean-Pierre: "It is a cruel thing to do."

“…to us.”

Democrats don’t care about those people. They only care about being embarrassed. The Republicans’ true sin is exposing liberal hypocrisy.

I also enjoyed this local resident’s unintentional admission:

Daily Wire @realDailyWire

Martha's Vineyard resident reacts to influx of illegal immigrants: “At some point, they have to move from here to somewhere else... We don’t have the services to take care of 50 immigrants…we don’t have housing for 50 more people."

“We’re in a housing crisis as we are on this island.” LOL! They really can’t hear themselves, can they? Illegal immigration was fine when it was 10,000 people roasting alive under a bridge in Texas, but insert a few dozen brown folks into a liberal enclave, and all the whiteys run around like headless chickens.

Still, it’s nice that some residents are stepping up to the challenge:

Dylan Fernandes @RepDylan

This is a community rallying to support immigrants children and families. It is the best of America.

Gotta hand it to the libs, they’ll give you the shirt off their back. And what a shirt it is:

If you don’t understand why that’s funny, you’re in the wrong place.

And then, as soon as it began, it was over:

Emilie Ikeda @EmilieIkedaNBC

HAPPENING NOW: Migrants, flown into Martha’s Vineyard by Fl’s governor, are boarding buses. They’ll be heading to Joint Base Cape Cod, according to officials. 125 Mass National Guard members are being activated to assist. @NBCNews

Whoa. Shipping the undesirables off to a military base? Don’t these racist white Americans know about poem at the base of the Statue of Liberty?

I wonder if Jim Acosta still thinks it’s a good idea to just open up the borders and let everybody in.

And now we know how to get libs to pretend to care about illegal immigration. Which other wealthy white enclave will get the next planeload of people they don’t want around? Stay tuned!

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I don’t know anything about chess, but something stinks about this next story:

Metro @MetroUK

The world of chess has been rocked by the biggest scandal in years after a player allegedly used wireless anal beads and its vibrations to signal his next move... 😭 Iconic? Let's find out 👇 trib.al/8jNhfis

trib.alChess world rocked by rumours of anal beads and artificial intelligenceFans speculated that anal beads could transmit messages.

Apparently this guy had a helper standing by with the controller for the, um, device, and they worked out some sort of code to tell him which moves to make. Morse code, meet dorsal code.

“That was an amazing win, champ. What was your strategy?”
“Well, I kinda pulled it out of my ass…”

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Oh boy:

Scott Bakula @ScottBakula

(1/5) To Quantum Leap fans around the world, in an effort to quiet the rumors and move on… First of all, thanks for hanging around through the decades! Here’s the simple version of what’s going on with the Quantum Leap reboot and me:

Scott Bakula @ScottBakula

(2/5) I have no connection with the new show, either in front of the camera or behind it. In January, the pilot was sold and a script was sent to me because the character of Sam Beckett was in it, which makes sense, right? As so many of you have been asking me the last...

I’m neither upset nor confused by this news, but I am disappointed. It would’ve been nice to see Bakula in the role again, and to find out whatever happened to Sam Beckett. But if Bakula doesn’t want to do it, he doesn’t want to do it. He seems like a class act about it, at least.

Maybe he read the script of this Quantum Leap reboot and just said, “Wow, no.” I was mildly dreading it already, and this sure doesn’t help. But I’m willing to give it a try. Maybe it won’t suck. Maybe the writers won’t do a 9/11 episode. Maybe everything will be okay.

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And finally…

CBS News @CBSNews

For the first time in the comedy skit show's nearly half-century history, "Saturday Night Live" will have an openly nonbinary cast member as Molly Kearney joins the cast.

cbsn.ws“Saturday Night Live” will have an openly nonbinary cast member for the first time in its historyComedian Molly Kearney, known for their role in the series “A League of Their Own,” is among four new people joining season 48.

How about that? Good for her!

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