Who the Heck Is Jim Treacher

Who the Heck Is Jim Treacher

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Leave Sydney Sweeney Alone

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Sydney Sweeney is an actress1 on two HBO shows I don’t watch, and the only thing I know about her is that she likes to attend premieres wearing very revealing outfits. Hey, flaunt it while you got it, right? But now she’s in the news because apparently some of her friends and/or relatives might be Republicans, and people are upset about it.

The other day Sweeney posted some pictures from her mother’s 60th birthday party, and it all seemed very wholesome:

Nice, right? Just a little slice of America.

That is, until somebody noticed this fellow:

Uh-oh. That’s a Thin Blue Line t-shirt! Which means this man, whoever he is, doesn’t hate the police. Which means he hates black people. Which means he’s a Republican. Which means he likes Trump. Which means he’s a Nazi. Which means he shouldn’t be allowed to go to birthday parties, and anybody who appears in a photo with him is every bit as much of a Nazi as he is.

Being a lib must be exhausting.

Further damning evidence of this pro-American perfidy, courtesy of the Hollywood Reporter:

Additional criticisms surfaced after social media users found that photos posted by one of Sweeney’s family members from the event included people wearing “Make 60 Great Again” hats — a reference to Donald Trump’s campaign slogan “Make America Great Again.”

Here’s what one of those hats looks like:

Oh my gosh. Can you believe it? They might as well be marching around in Gestapo uniforms! Etc., etc.

The libs got mad enough at Sweeney that she felt the need to address it:

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Sydney Sweeney @sydney_sweeney
You guys this is wild. An innocent celebration for my moms milestone 60th birthday has turned into an absurd political statement, which was not the intention. Please stop making assumptions. Much love to everyone ♥️ and Happy Birthday Mom!
10:50 PM ∙ Aug 27, 2022
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All because of a t-shirt and some hats.

I have no idea what Sydney Sweeney’s politics are, or why anybody would care. Maybe she likes Trump. Maybe she doesn’t like Trump, but she isn’t so insane that she flies into a rage at the sight of a red hat. But the internet runs on anger, and the mere existence of MAGA-style hats and pro-police t-shirts is as good an excuse to get ticked off as any.

This is just a symptom. Libs can’t debate, and their policies are all disastrous, so they try to cancel anyone who even appears to dissent. They attack anybody they see as an enemy, and just wearing the wrong shirt or hat can make them swarm on you like mindless drones. They’ve learned less than nothing from what they tried to do to Nick Sandmann.

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