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Plus, Rocky lost to Apollo Creed after taking a massive beating and Luke Skywalker died like a wus from force projecting himself too long or something.

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New Democratic Party Campaign Song:

We're in the money,

We're in the money,

We've got a lot of what it takes to get along.

We're in the money,

But ain't it funny?

Now there's Stagflation, shelves are bare

And it seems wrong.

Oh, you can read a headline about a breadline today,

And missing toilet paper, things are so bad that it just can't be had.

It won't be funny

When we use money

When all the toilet paper's gone.

Gone are the goods and gone are the staff,

Our living standard has been cut in half.

The money supply multiplied many-fold -

And basics are now worth their weight in gold.

We're in the money.

We're in the money.

We've got a lot of what it takes to get along.

But ain't it funny?

With all that money

There's nothing left to buy in stores:

Just move along.

We'll need a new relief bill for our beef bill today,

And now a million dollars is the loan you take out for a steak.

With all this money

I'll tell you, honey,

I'd give my paycheck for a box from Amazon.

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Great writing, thanks for the chuckle. A fair trade for the subscription.

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Katie Hill... Treadmill Tragedy *smh*

And Joss Whedon's best work, IMO, was Firefly. I think there were a couple or three seasons left in it, at least. You have a couple two or three episode arcs just with River freakouts and Shepherd Book flashbacks. Pending sex storylines on several fronts. Lots of shooting and fighting and solid one-liners.

I'll be in my bunk.

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I’m already subscribed. How much do I have to pay you so that you never put up a picture of Katie Hill again?

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