Joe Biden's Brain Is Tapioca Pudding
No offense to tapioca
It’s always difficult to watch an elder lose touch with reality. Forgetting names, garbling words, having no idea where he is and what he’s doing from one moment to the next. Slipping in and out of lucidity.
He might even forget that someone he knew has recently died, and call out helplessly for the deceased:
“And I want to thank all of you here, including bipartisan elected officials like Representative McGovern, Senator Braun, Senator Booker, Representative — Jackie, are you here? Where’s Jackie? I didn’t think she was — she wasn’t going to be here — to help make this a reality.”
That’s from the official White House transcript. It’s now part of the permanent record1 that the president of the United States stood up at a public event and wanted to know where a dead person was.
It’s official: Joe Biden is out of his mind. He doesn’t know who’s alive or who’s dead. And he never seems to know where he’s supposed to go next:
And then his staff has to lie about it. What are they supposed to do, admit that he’s mentally unfit for office?
Clearly. He’s so torn up about Walorski’s death that he completely forgot about it. Like ya do.
KJP isn’t getting any better at this job, by the way. She really needs to master the skill of telling ridiculous lies without needing to read off her notes.
And the White House can’t claim he didn’t know:
That was two months ago. But ask Joe about something that happened in 1956…
This isn’t abnormal behavior for an octogenarian. But usually we put them in nursing homes, not the White House.
The journos aren’t sure what to do about this latest humilation, so for now they’re just passing along what actually happened:
It’s a good thing Biden’s not a Republican, or the journos might get angry about such pathetic lies. I hope they get their marching orders soon. These guys get really nervous when they’re forced to tell the truth about a Democrat.
If you’re a lib and you want to yell at me for my lack of empathy: I’m not the one keeping this hapless old man in a position of authority, long after he’s proven himself to be mentally unfit. I’m not pushing him out in public again and again so he can inevitably humiliate himself. The Dems are doing that, because all they care about is power.
But don’t worry. Once Grandpa Joe becomes too embarrassing for even the Dems to tolerate, he’s got backup:
North Korea, South Korea, whatever.
Everything’s going great, America. Everything’s just fine.
Every day is dumber than the last. That means today is the dumbest day in the history of the world. Here is one reason why:
This is not what the word “diplomat” means, but whatever. And guess what?
It’s just exhausting. That’s the strategy in Washington: Tell stupid lies about every single thing, do the dumbest crap imaginable with our tax dollars, until everybody’s just too tired to care anymore.
I mean, if they’re gonna appoint an ambassador to the plant kingdom…
New York has a brand. And here’s how they’re dealing with it:
Who needs cops when you can just walk up to a violent person and say, “Hey, didn’t I go to high school with you?”
Artis Leon Ivey Jr., AKA Coolio, rest in peace. Everybody wants to talk about “Gangsta’s Paradise,” but don’t forget about this one:
🎶Everybody’s got a stack and it ain’t no crack
And it really don’t matter if you’re white or black🎶
Those were the days, huh? Goodbye, old friend.
Usually I like Thursdays, but not when I spend half the day trying to get a “smart” device to work. (I put “smart” in quotes because it is actually very dumb!) Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers in this trying time.
At least until they delete it.
I absolutely agree with you here; the Corporate State is trying to drain us of the energy and the will to fight them. And it's working. I'm tired of this shit. I'm tired of being constantly lied to, and I absolutely am giving up. I have such a short attention span as it is, and my patience is so very thin. But, hell, you would expect that from a duck. All I care about now is sitting back on my couch and having a nice beer at the end of the day. I hate to admit this, I do. I should fight. But I'm tired of it, and I don't want to fight. I'm old, 55 in your "human" years. I have two younglings, I should fight for a better world for them. But, like I said, I'm worn down. The collective mass of stupidity weighs heavily on me, and I can no longer push back against this tide of dumb.
Good luck, all'ya'all Gen Zed's! You're inheriting a world bunring into ashes as we enter the 3rd Dark Ages. At least you'll have your safe spaces!
(the first two dark ages were the Bronze Age Collapse, and the traditional Medieval Era. But you knew that...)
Earth 1 is going to crap, meanwhile in Earth 2, President Trump is celebrating a booming economy, China's in disarray after their finances have buckled with India picking up the supply chain slack, Ukraine was never invaded, Putin and NK are in check after the Iranian rebels recently over-threw the Ayatollah and are setting up a provisional government with the help of regional powers, oh and gas is at $1.87... boy did we get the short end of the quantum stick...