Humpday Grab Bag

Which sounds dirty but isn't

No particular topic today aggravates me enough to type several hundred words about it, so here are a few quick hits on various minor annoyances.

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Jennifer Lawrence is promoting a new documentary, Bread and Roses, about the plight of women under Taliban rule in Afghanistan.

Of course, the Taliban are back in charge only because Joe Biden abandoned the country with no real plan, but Lawrence is a faithful Democrat. So instead of trying to find out the truth, she says things like this:

“Maybe one movie, one camera and one director also can bring change to their own society.”

Maybe. Probably not, though. Make sure to thank ol’ Joe.

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The mother of Halyna Hutchins, the cinematographer killed by Alec Baldwin on the set of the movie Rust, is refusing to attend the film premiere in Poland tonight. Because:

“It was always my hope to meet my daughter in Poland to watch her work come alive on screen… Unfortunately, that was ripped away from me when Alec Baldwin discharged his gun and killed my daughter. Alec Baldwin continues to increase my pain with his refusal to apologize to me and his refusal to take responsibility for her death. Instead, he seeks to unjustly profit from his killing of my daughter. That is the reason why I refuse to attend the festival for the promotion of Rust, especially now when there is still no justice for my daughter.”

I don’t know how anybody could blame her.

Baldwin was most recently seen on SNL, doing an amateurish impression of RFK Jr. Which is weird, considering he’s killed enough women to be considered an honorary Kennedy.

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A transgender activist named “Venuspeenis” has threatened to murder South Carolina Rep. Nancy Mace for introducing a bill banning biological males from women’s restrooms in the Capitol.

Transgenders combine the brutal aggression of a man with the keen logic of a woman:

Sort of a cross between Ezra Miller and Jame Gumb from The Silence of the Lambs.¹

It’s a good thing Mace isn’t a Democrat, or this death threat would be a huge scandal. At least feminists have finally found a man they’re willing to defend.

Meanwhile, sane women don’t want this dude in their restroom, pissing everywhere and leaving the toilet seat up.

He looks like Clark Kent going undercover as a woman to break a big story. Even Tom Hanks on Bosom Buddies was more feminine.

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I enjoyed this hatchet piece about a song that’s been plaguing humanity for 40 years: “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” It’s bad enough that it kicked off an era of preachy pop anthems, but it’s a crappy song in its own right. At least it raised a bunch of money for a handful of African warlords instead of hungry people.

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And now, the weather:

Talk about a hard winter!

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Here is a new ad for Jaguar automobiles:

If you’re wondering where the car is, don’t worry. It’s been tucked away.

Speaking of the tranny in this ad, he was omitted from the version for the Middle Eastern market. Because even ad executives know you can’t spend your salary if you’ve been beheaded.

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Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before:

Hey, what’s the worst that could happen?

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Alright, that’s most of what annoys me today. Thank you for sharing my misery.

1. Haven’t heard from Ezra Miller in a while, huh? I hope he saved some of that Flash money, because he won’t see another payday like that for a while. Let’s hope in 10 years he cleans up his act and comes back bigger than ever, like Robert Downey Jr.