Hillary Clinton Still Isn't Over It

And never will be

It’s pretty sad when presidential candidates can’t accept losing an election, but try to put yourself in their shoes for a moment. After all the thrills and drama of a campaign, over the course of months or even years, once all the cheering crowds have gone home and the fawning “journalists” have found a new ass to kiss, it can be tough for a career narcissist to accept the unthinkable: defeat. Utter, ignominious failure. An unmistakable rejection by the public you once held in the palm of your hand. It’s enough to drive a megalomaniac even more insane.

But enough about the 2020 election. The loser I’m talking about is the previous one.

If you haven’t noticed, Hillary Clinton has gone completely off her rocker. Whatever vestiges of sanity she clung to before the 2016 election have been obliterated, and now she’s completely nuts. She will not and cannot accept that she lost, fair and square. She’s so obsessed with relieving the worst day of her life,¹ she makes Al Gore look like Matthew McConaughey.

That’s why she’s teaming up with MasterClass.com to teach you how to deal with adversity as gracelessly as possible!

Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton

I’m excited to invite you to join my new @MasterClass. I’ll be teaching the skills I developed throughout my career—the challenges, the triumphs, and all the rest. I hope these lessons will help you chart your own path with passion and purpose. mstr.cl/303WrlA

And here’s a bit of what you’ll learn:

Adam Smith @AdamJSmithGA

For the first time ever, @HillaryClinton reads parts of her victory speech she hoped to deliver 5 years ago. “A writer asked me, if I could go back in time and tell anyone in history about this milestone, who would it be? My mother.”

Not many of us have the strength and courage to not get over losing an election half a decade ago. The Clinton crime family inspired an organization called MoveOn, but she’s not gonna.