There was a shooting in a Brooklyn subway station yesterday. All the journos had their fingers crossed that the shooter was white and/or wearing a MAGA hat, because they’ve convinced themselves that’s how the world works. The only dangerous people are the ones they’re scared of.
But alas:
Whoops. That sound you just heard was thousands of journalists in newsrooms across America sighing in disappointment.
This is the wrong sort of lunatic for the mainstream media’s taste. He doesn’t help them politically. A guy who looks like that is supposed to be a victim, not an aggressor. So they’ll find a way to either excuse it or dismiss it, and then they’ll get back to maligning their preferred enemies.
Remember when that maniac in an SUV plowed down a bunch of old ladies and children at a Christmas parade in Wisconsin last year? It might as well have been 100 years ago. The libs couldn’t blame it on Trump or his supporters, so they’ve all moved on. And they’ll move on from this attack as well.
If a black person hurts or kills a bunch of people, you’d better just get over it or you’re a racist. Don’t you know there are parents yelling at school board members? Haven’t you heard those rednecks chanting, “Let’s go, Brandon”? Don’t you know Kid Rock is a right-winger?
What are you, some sort of Nazi?
On a related note:
The only thing worse than making people pay for their own surveillance state is making them pay for nothing.
Here’s another thing that’s racist: Expecting a non-profit organization to spend its money on its purported goals, instead of millions in real estate going to its founder.
BLM co-founder: Charity transparency laws are 'triggering'
“Transparency” is just another word for “whiteness,” which is just another word for “racism.” Patrisse Cullors deserves that money after everything she’s done for African-Americans. For example… um… wait, give me a minute…
Look, if you can bilk a bunch of rubes out of their cash while hiding behind non-profit status, more power to ya. That’s the American way. If Osteen can do it, so can Cullors. But crying about the law coming after you is pathetic. Just own it. Be who you are.
A victim with five houses? Trick, please!
You already know Chris Cuomo is a scumbag and his former network is utterly corrupt. So this isn’t really a surprise:
Are you getting the picture yet? They don’t care about women. They don’t care about the truth. They don’t care about any of the things they claim to care about.
First Jeff Zucker made Trump famous, then this clown. I can’t wait for CNN to go under.
Dammit.
Norm Macdonald, Bob Saget, Louie Anderson, and now Gilbert Gottfried. Just a few months ago, they were all alive and making people laugh. We’re losing an entire generation of men who have made this planet bearable. Or more bearable, at least.
Gilbert was insane. This is very rude, and very funny:
Now they’re both dead, and that’s it. That’s all you get.
The moral of the story: Go ahead and say whatever you want while you still can. You’ll have to deal with stupid, intolerant people who want to ruin your life for it, but the ultimate cancellation is death.
“I would like to play Jules Verne’s Captain Nemo because of the character’s love of the ocean I share that with him.” — Nicolas Cage
“You know, I’ve lost friends to alcoholism, but I haven’t lost any to Pinot Noir alcoholism.” — Nicholas Kristof
That’s it for today, I guess. My goal has been to put out one of these newsletters every weekday at noon like it’s my job, which it is, and I’ve been doing pretty well for the last 10 months. Having a set deadline every single day has helped me focus. This silly pile of Latin script goes out every 24 hours, whether it’s finished or not.
But events have conspired against me today. My internet connection keeps going in and out randomly, which throws a monkey wrench into the whole “internet newsletter” thing. Substack keeps reverting to previous drafts, so I can’t tell what I’ve fixed and what still sucks.
Xfinity? More like Xcrement!
Here, please help me pay for this great internet service that doesn’t work:
I bet if all those well-meaning, white-guilt ridden liberals who donated to "BLM" knew it stood for "Buys Large Mansions", they would have done something locally for their communities instead. They could donate (or volunteer at) a homeless shelter, mentor ask-risk youth, help paint/repair a run-down neighborhood, or support serious criminal justice/law enforcement reform groups like "The innocence Project", but that would mean actually doing something meaningful instead of easy virtue signaling. I guess you get what you pay for, and as long as there is demand for meaningless virtue signaling, there will be grifters willing to supply that.
Sounds like your Internet service is the BLM of service providers: you pay them and you get nothing to show for it!