DeSantis Scores Key 2024 Endorsement
Guess who?
Yesterday I encouraged you to #DumpTrump if you haven’t already. A few hours later, he decided to give you yet another reason.
Ron DeSantis finally did something that Orange Jealousy can’t abide: winning an election. Now Trump is lashing out in a fit of envious rage, and hoo doggies!
I won’t bother picking apart that screed, anymore than I’d dissect a dog turd for diamonds. Gotta give it to that crazy old bastard, though. When he throws a fit, he doesn’t half-ass it.
If you still think this mental patient’s behavior is somehow a sign of strength, I won’t try to talk sense into you. If not, you can see this is no different than Trump trying to insert himself into the Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart drama 10 years ago. A loser trying to get winners to notice him.
He hasn’t changed and never will. Petty, capricious, cruel, stupid, governed by nothing but his appetites, slave to his own whims… Y’know. Trump. The only difference is that now he’s an ex-president, and he had to start his own Twitter because the original site banned him for acting like this all the time.
And just as a practical matter, it seems like the fortysomething who wins elections has more of a political future than the octogenarian loon who doesn’t. But what do I know?
DeSantis should just keep on doing what he’s been doing. Govern his state, serve his constituents, get things done, and ignore that big baby and his media enablers.
Trump’s temper tantrum means no more or less than that of any other private citizen. DeSantis holds all the cards.
Tee-hee!
Meanwhile, the libs are suddenly rushing to clamber aboard the Trump Train:
“Trump is the worst… and he’s unstoppable!”
That “glass jaw” talking point is everywhere this morning. The memo went out, and the drones are droning.
This one is good too:
Whereas Ana gamed the buffet table.
Notice how easy it is for a lib to go MAGA? That’s because it’s the same crap in a different bag. The grifters switch back and forth at will, whichever side the money’s on at that moment. And the eager rubes eat it up with a spoon. Suckers.
As the old adage goes: If you’re explaining why you made a Kristallnacht reference to promote your fried chicken restaurant, you’re losing.
The message: “It’s memorial day for Kristallnacht! Treat yourself with more tender cheese on your crispy chicken. Now at KFCheese!”
Was ist das, Oberst Sanders? I’m just picturing a scene from Mad Men, with the colonel sitting in a boardroom in his immaculate white suit while listening to an ad pitch from Hitler.
Now, I’m no advertising guru, but it seems like a good rule of thumb to avoid connecting your product with the Nazi Party. When you throw in something like “Kristallnacht,” it distracts from your message. Why not just talk about how tasty the food is or something? Nazi = Not Selling!
I have no idea what’s been happening backstage at Twitter since that weird South African dude bought it and fired most of the censors, but this is a welcome development:
Another censor hits the exits. Ever notice how the people who are the most obsessed with fighting “disinformation” are also huge liars?
In other Twitter drama, Kathy Griffin is now using her dead mom’s account to tweet pictures of herself dressed as the guy who owns the app she’s addicted to:
As the kids say: Very normal.
It’s been three and a half years since the third John Wick flick came out, but with the pandemic, it feels more like 30. That’s quite a cliff they’ve kept us hanging from, but rescue is finally near:
All that over one cute little puppy.
With each installment, the lore becomes increasingly elaborate and insane, and it looks like we’ll see even more of how this crazy world operates. I wonder which body part he’ll be bound by honor to chop off this time? How many hundreds of dudes will he shoot in the skull? And is Donnie Yen playing a blind guy? Again?
They actually got Clancy Brown, the Kurgan himself, to growl that there can be only one. Perfection. Can’t wait!
What a week, huh? I don’t know about you, but I’ve slept about 15 hours total this week and I’m kinda tired. See you Monday.
I'm kind of assuming, after watching him for the past 4 years plus. that DeSantis will essentially ignore Trump and shrug off the personal attacks. That alone will make Trump even crazier, if that's possible.
And DeSantis is beginning to look like the only 'adult' in either party's possible presidential nominees. I truly don't know if that helps him or not.
It's really sad that Trump can't take his one Yuuuuge win in 2016 and his successful policies and embrace him rather than trashing everyone that doesn't kiss his . . . ring.
And Pushaw must be doing a lot of good, given that they're going after her almost as much as they're going after Trump. She's a real asset.
Praise the Lord and pass me another John Wick movie.