Biden Wants to Unite Half the Country Against the Other Half
Biden Wants to Unite Half the Country Against the Other Half
"Unity" now means the opposite
Joe Biden says a lot of stupid stuff when he doesn’t “have COVID” and they’re not hiding him away from the cameras, so you might’ve missed this imbecilic utterance earlier this week:
For a guy who keeps yammering about bringing Americans together, it seems a bit much to threaten half the country with fighter jets. Kind of a mixed message.
And then yesterday, he got even worse:
Why is this Alzheimer’s patient yelling? It’s like America is a lawn and he wants you off it.
If the Republicans don’t use footage of this crazy old man screaming in front of a blood-red hellscape, they deserve to lose.
I mean, just look at this:
If you didn’t vote for him, he calls you a fascist. And then he gives you optics like this.
Joe looks like a much, much older version of this dude:
“Unity” is now one of those words that has come to mean the opposite:
I’m not a big MAGA fan, but this stuff is just nuts. Biden’s polls are tanking, his administration is panicking, and now he looks and sounds like a tyrant in a bad movie. He says he wants to unify the country by destroying anybody who disagrees with him. He wants to stifle dissent to quash “fascism.” It’s at least as crazy as anything Trump has ever said.
It’s time to start seriously talking about impeachment.
Oh, hey, here’s another enormous lie from this White House:
What an amateurish attempt at gaslighting. As if anybody has forgotten the last two and a half years:
Read that whole thread. Dozens of examples. The Democrats fought like hell to keep schools closed.
The Biden campaign got in on it:
Hell, those pedophile-enablers at the Lincoln Project even cut ads about it:
Democrats never admit they were wrong. They just deny they ever said it. Hell, they’ll even claim they argued your position and you argued theirs. They’re just evil. There’s simply no other word for it.
And speaking of evil:
What was Biden saying about fascism?
I don’t really care which pronouns you use, but I’m not going to call you a girl when you’re a boy or vice versa. I won’t refer to you as “they” when you’re just one person. And I flatly refuse to go along with whatever this nonsense is:
Ey, what is dis $#!+?
Deny science all you want, but you will not force me to comply.
I’ve never been the biggest fan of the fantasy genre, knights and dragons and whatnot, so I don’t really care about the hundreds of millions of dollars currently being lavished on such stories by HBO and Amazon Prime. But that junk is a good excuse to recommend one of the only fantasy series I’ve ever liked:
Check out The Blade Itself by Joe Abercrombie. It’s a brutal noir fantasy with a protagonist, Logen Ninefingers, who remains likable even when he’s butchering everybody in his path and just generally behaving like a psychopath. And it’s the beginning of a fantasy epic that has actually kept my interest through nine installments and counting. It’s just plain mean. No hobbits here!
TGIF (Tilly’s Garage Is Filthy), and thanks for reading. That’ll do it for this week.
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"Why is this Alzheimer’s patient yelling? It’s like America is a lawn and he wants you off it." - chef's kiss
This should be the GOP's presidential campaign slogan in 2024, provided, of course, they run a candidate who's been eligible to join the AARP for less than 15 years. I have my doubts that will happen.
Alas, impeachment is reserved for high crimes and misdemeanors. Being an incompetent, incoherent demagogue doesn't count. Colluding with private industry to violate civil rights might, *if* we can find Joe's fingerprints on it.