Biden: Don't Let Republicans Ruin This Great Economy
Things are great, allegedly
The Dems have got it down to a science: Lie about every single thing under the sun, make the lies as big as possible, and just keep repeating those lies until everybody gets tired of pointing out that they’re lies. It’s an endurance test. Exhaust reality. Make the truth a chore.
The people who write down the words this old fossil repeats into a microphone certainly haven’t forgotten:
Right? Have you noticed how much lower your utility bills have been lately? Do you really want to give that up?
If you spray water on the house, the fire is going to get worse. It’s that simple.
The definition of chutzpah used to be “the man who threw himself at the mercy of the court in the murder of his parents, on account of the fact that he’s an orphan.” But Waukesha Christmas parade murderer Darrell Brooks just topped that:
Why aren’t any of his victims in the courtroom? Why won’t they speak up for themselves? This guy is a jailhouse Perry Mason.
Meanwhile, in the case of Carhartt Frankenstein vs. Reality:
The journos are really having trouble responding to this problem. Yesterday it was, “Don’t be silly, he’s just fine!” Today it’s, “How dare you harass the differently abled?” If they’re not outright condemning Dasha Burns for doing her job, they’re leaving her to the wolves. But at least her bosses at NBC News put out a statement.
Here’s the caliber of the liberal media’s crisis comms:
Oh, did you read those CLOSED CAPTIONS, you dumb redneck? Then you’re no different than John Fetterman! Closed captioning exists, so maybe Fetterman isn’t that brain-damaged after his stroke.
As for why the Washington Post, the newspaper that brought down Nixon, is paying somebody to do TikToks all day… 🤷🏻♂️
The NYT isn’t handling it much better:
Do you wear glasses? How about shoes? Then shut up about Fetterman’s obvious brain damage.
John Fetterman isn’t hard of hearing. He isn’t in a wheelchair. He doesn’t have any obvious physical impairments. He had a stroke, and now he can’t speak clearly or understand what people are saying. He’s self-evidently unfit for office, and all it took to prove it was one in-person interview.
But the journos don’t care about Fetterman’s medical records, which he refuses to release. They want him to win because they want the Democrats to control the Senate, and they’ll say whatever they need to say to make that happen. If they had any qualms about trading their dignity for power, they wouldn’t have gone into journalism.
The Dems are desperately trying to shove a guy with literal brain damage into the Senate. And it might just work, because the only alternative is a quack doctor from Oprah. The people of Pennsylvania, and the United States, deserve this.
I don’t care who ya are, this is funny:
The look on the other guy’s face says it all:
Like the old saying goes: Never interrupt your opponent when she’s making a mistake.
Quick, Spoilerish Halloween Ends Review
Clever, expectation-subverting opening sequence. Very weird attempt at a love story. Social commentary about survivor’s guilt and the contagiousness of toxic masculinity. Lots of nods to previous movies in the franchise. Not particularly scary or suspenseful, but there are some pretty grody kills, if you like that sort of thing.
Laurie Strode’s character arc, if you want to call it that, is finally resolved. If you want to call it that.
Bizarrely unsatisfying in many of the same ways Halloween Kills was, with several new ones thrown in. But I wan’t bored. It’s not even the best Halloween III — that would be Season of the Witch — but it’s entertainingly bad in a similar way. I give it 6 bloody butcher knives out of 10.
Can’t wait for the next one!
TGIF (Ten Golden Iguanas Fidgeted), and thanks for reading.
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You know, I now have a better appreciation for why the Dems went absolutely batshit over Trump's bullshittery - it's just so shameless.
But at least Trump could be f'ing hilarious, and he was in on the con. Biden's bullshittery? This pathetic bastard just blithely throws out whatever crosses his mind, and he's been doing it for 50 years.
Christ, is there anyone out there who just lies like a traditional, normal politician? Seriously?
"The Dems are desperately trying to shove a guy with literal brain damage into the Senate. And it might just work, because the only alternative is a quack doctor from Oprah."
One of those MFers is going to win. *smh*