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AOC Knows You Want Her

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Jim Treacher
Jan 3
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Hey, welcome back! Can you believe it’s 2022? Just saying it out loud and knowing it’s actually the current year… it’s like something out of science fiction.

How were your holidays? That’s good to hear. Mine? Ehhh, my holidays weren’t that great, but it’s a long story.1 Let’s just say I’m glad to leave 2021 behind.

Now, I tend to take the same view as the loathsome Neil deGrasse Tyson: The way humans measure time doesn’t really mean anything in the long run. Nothing magically changes when you flip the date on the calendar. It’s still the same world. You’re still the same person.

Nonetheless, I try to look at each new year as a new chance. It almost never is, but who knows? Maybe this year will be different. The unexpected can happen at any moment, which is why it’s called that. Most surprises are bad, but sometimes they’re good. Right? At least that’s what I’m told.

Okay then. Let’s see who’s being an idiot again…


Hey, look who’s being an idiot again!

Twitter avatar for @AOCAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC
If Republicans are mad they can’t date me they can just say that instead of projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend’s feet. Ya creepy weirdos

Steve Cortes @CortesSteve

1. If Leftists like AOC actually thought mandates and masking worked, they wouldn’t be frolicking in free FL. 2. Her guy is showing his gross pale male feet in public (not at a pool/beach) with hideous sandals. O for 2… https://t.co/SNqBqMwr12

December 31st 2021

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Twitter avatar for @CortesSteveSteve Cortes @CortesSteve
1. If Leftists like AOC actually thought mandates and masking worked, they wouldn’t be frolicking in free FL. 2. Her guy is showing his gross pale male feet in public (not at a pool/beach) with hideous sandals. O for 2…
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December 31st 2021

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Twitter avatar for @AOCAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC
It’s starting to get old ignoring the very obvious, strange, and deranged sexual frustrations that underpin the Republican fixation on me, women,& LGBT+ people in general. These people clearly need therapy, won’t do it, and use politics as their outlet instead. It’s really weird

December 31st 2021

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That’s right, the only reason anybody ever criticizes or disagrees with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is because she’s so hot. What other reason could there be? It’s not as if she’s ever wrong about anything. That’s literally impossible.

Let me try to break this down for AOC and her equally intelligent and honest fans:

  1. The Dems keep screaming that Florida is a COVID-19 death trap, ignoring states like New York because they’re controlled by Democrats

  2. A congresswoman from New York was spotted partying maskless in Florida

  3. To borrow a phrase: Come on, man

But maybe AOC is right. Maybe the only reason anybody ever criticizes her is because they want to have sex with her. Of course, that would also mean she wants to have sex with everybody she criticizes. Like this guy:

Twitter avatar for @AOCAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC
Donald Trump is a white supremacist. People have been warning about this for a long time. They were ridiculed, called hyperbolic & radical - not bc they were wrong, but bc others couldn’t accept that our country elected a supremacist as President. This is fascism at our door.

Axios @axios

Chris Wallace: "Are you willing, tonight, to condemn white supremacists and militia groups and to say that they need to stand down..." Trump: "Proud Boys, stand back and stand by! But I'll tell you what, somebody's got to do something about antifa and the left." https://t.co/4vrPocKzcu

September 30th 2020

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If AOC is mad she can’t date him, she can just say that instead of projecting her sexual frustrations onto him. That’s how this works, according to her.

On that same busy New Year’s Eve of 2021, AOC also said this:

Twitter avatar for @AOCAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC
Hasn’t Gov. DeSantis been inexplicably missing for like 2 weeks? If he’s around, I would be happy to say hello. His social media team seems to have been posting old photos for weeks. In the meantime, perhaps I could help with local organizing. Folks are quite receptive here :)

Team DeSantis @teamrondesantis

Welcome to Florida, AOC! We hope you’re enjoying a taste of freedom here in the Sunshine State thanks to @RonDeSantisFL’s leadership. https://t.co/AU0Khspu8P

December 31st 2021

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But now it turns out DeSantis has been with his wife while she undergoes cancer treatment. That would be embarrassing for AOC, if she were capable of shame.

Keep yakkin’, AOC. That’s what you’re good at!


So here’s something that will never happen to an elected Democrat like AOC:

Twitter avatar for @nytimesThe New York Times @nytimes
Breaking News: Twitter permanently suspended the personal account of Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Republican of Georgia. The company said she had repeatedly violated its Covid-19 misinformation policies.
Twitter Permanently Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s AccountThe social media service said the Republican congresswoman had violated its policy on coronavirus misinformation.nyti.ms

January 2nd 2022

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I don’t particularly like Marjorie Taylor Greene, because she’s in Congress. Also, she says a lot of dumb stuff, even for a congresswoman. But she has the right to say dumb stuff, no matter my opinion or anybody else’s. The big brains at Twitter aren’t banning her for breaking their rules. They’re banning her because she’s their political opponent.

The same thing just happened to my friend Tom Elliott:

Twitter avatar for @tomselliottTom Elliott @tomselliott
Next-level @Twitter absurdity. My company’s account — @GrabienMedia — was just suspended for … quoting a congressman (@RepAndyBiggsAZ)
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December 31st 2021

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Is Rep. Andy Biggs (R-AZ) wrong? Could be. Is it wrong to quote a member of Congress about one of the biggest issues of our time? I thought that was just called journalism.

Elected officials say stupid $#!+ every minute of every hour of every day. Now I can’t even quote them or I’ll get suspended from social media?

I’ll have to make sure to only quote Democrats, then. They seem to be immune to all these rules.


Twitter avatar for @jtLOLjimtreacher.substack.com @jtLOL
Day 127 of Americans stranded in Afghanistan.

Department of State @StateDept

Have you heard the news? @SecBlinken is now on @Spotify! Check out his latest recommended playlist, listen to some tunes from around the world, and follow the Secretary here: https://t.co/z5SyMkIJqz. https://t.co/ytz8t4JQAM

January 3rd 2022

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Twitter avatar for @StateDeptDepartment of State @StateDept
Have you heard the news? @SecBlinken is now on @Spotify! Check out his latest recommended playlist, listen to some tunes from around the world, and follow the Secretary here:
ow.ly/5LW350H8oVA.
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January 2nd 2022

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Now let’s look at how things are going in Europe:

Twitter avatar for @disclosetvDisclose.tv @disclosetv
NOW - People mauled by police dogs, beaten with batons at unauthorized protest against Covid restrictions in #Amsterdam.

January 2nd 2022

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That’s a hell of a public health message: You can’t get sick if you’re eaten alive by angry dogs.

Don’t they have legal weed in Amsterdam? Why is everybody so angry?

Everybody’s freaking out about Omicron and I just don’t get it. How about you leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone? That’s been working pretty well for the last few hundred years.


T. Becket Adams just broke down the worst media moments of 2021. Well, okay, every media moment in 2021 was bad, but Adams looks at a few of them.


I’m not sure what’s going on over at the Babylon Bee, but over the last few days they’ve lost some key personnel:

Twitter avatar for @AXECOPEthan Nicolle @AXECOP
✅ get food poisoning ✅ interview Elon Musk ✅pass a gall stone in the ER ✅get let go by the Babylon Bee without any explanation This week will at the very least be memorable

December 28th 2021

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Twitter avatar for @IMAO_Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_
I am no longer with The Babylon Bee. The other day I said, “Maybe AOC isn’t quite as dumb as we portray her” and they immediately fired me with cause. In retrospect, I can’t blame them.

December 30th 2021

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Twitter avatar for @aj_powersAJ Powers @aj_powers
Today I resigned from my position with The Babylon Bee. It was a lot of fun, and I wish them the best of luck moving forward.

December 30th 2021

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Twitter avatar for @ericbranscumEric Branscum @ericbranscum
For the last year and a half I have been the head script writer and director for The Babylon Bee. I was brought on by my good friend @AXECOP and have had the time of my life. The two of us, along with the not-on-Twitter Brandon Toy, felt like a once in a lifetime dream team.

January 2nd 2022

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Twitter avatar for @ericbranscumEric Branscum @ericbranscum
I wrote juuuust about every single sketch (one hundred and eleven of them by my count) and directed all of the live-action sketches. I am so grateful to have had this opportunity but, things change, and my time there has come to an end.

January 2nd 2022

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I have no idea why this is happening and I’m not going to speculate. But I know some of those guys, and they’re really funny and talented, so this sucks. Unlike me, they’ve got a positive attitude about things, and I’m sure they’ll land on their feet. I’d just like to know why they got tossed out in the first place.


Scientists want to create robots that eat and poop. Are there any jobs left that won’t get stolen by robots?


I was mildly disappointed by the season finale of Yellowstone — That was it? Really? — but it was good to see Jim True-Frost, AKA Pryzbylewski from The Wire. True-Frost played a priest, who was at the Dutton ranch because… well, I won’t spoil it if you haven’t watched it yet. Suffice it to say that it’s a typical Yellowstone plot twist. It came out of nowhere, but not really. It didn’t seem crazy because the whole show is crazy.

Anyway, it was good to see Prez. The last time I saw him was on an episode of Fringe 12(!) years ago. According to his IMDb page, he’s been keeping busy guest-starring on a lot of shows I’ve heard of but never watched. Keep pluggin’ away, Mr. True-Frost! That’s all we can do.


I just got on GETTR, like everybody else these days. I’m not really sure what it even is, but people are getting banned from Twitter left and right, and I’m probably next. So GETTR will be my backup, until the libs find a way to shut that down too.

I’m @jimtreacher on GETTR, if you want to follow me. (@jtLOL is already reserved, apparently? Not sure how that works, but it wouldn’t let me sign up using my Twitter handle.)


Have a good Monday, and thanks for reading my first newsletter of 2022. If you enjoyed what you just read, which I assume you did or you wouldn’t have scrolled down here, please buy a subscription and help me pay my bills. $5/month or $50/year seems fair, considering all the value you’re getting for your money.

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And I’ve got some new bills to pay. My furnace just broke down and I had to buy a new one. I can’t really live without a furnace, because this is winter in Indiana. It was insanely expensive, and I’ll be paying it off for the next five years. A new monthly bill I can’t avoid.

Also, I’m looking at some unexpected medical bills from this past month.2

I’m not looking to get rich, friend. All I want to do is pay my bills. I literally can’t survive the winter without your patronage. Please help me.

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I’m dealing with some health stuff right now. Could be nothing, could be something. Once I know more, I promise I’ll tell you what’s going on.

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Like I said, I’ll tell you once I know more. Knock on wood.

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Alex in MN
Jan 3

Welcome Back!

AOC is yet another D-Hypocrite. THAT'S why she was tagged. "The Free State of Florida" is increasingly living up to its name. Her calling out Governor DeSantis for taking care of his cancer-stricken wife is a new low. This is while Gov. Murphy of NJ spent 8 days in Costa Rica.

As for Amsterdam, remember Australia first. Yes this is a conservative website, but readers should read Bonchie's piece here:

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/01/02/the-west-is-burning-down-before-our-eyes-n500563

Last, get better.

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Hootanic
Jan 3

RIP your furnace. Hopefully you were able to make your goal for the year on subs, maybe 2022 will be better.

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