What Can We Get Joe Biden to Stop Lying About Next?

Two lies down, 999,998 to go

Joe Biden has been in Washington since Watergate, and a guy that stupid doesn’t survive 50 years in that town without lying his ass off. Joe lies about everything. He lies more than the previous guy, which is really something. He might lie even more than his old boss Barry Soetoro.

But in the past few weeks, the old bastard has suddenly stopped telling two of his biggest, most personal lies. He’s backpedalling on a couple of his most repulsive whoppers.

Let’s start with Biden’s more recent retraction first, since decades of 24/7 news cycles have obliterated our attention spans…