Week Sauce (9/16)
Weekend immune system
Researchers say wearing dirty socks to bed is worse than sleeping in a toilet.
However, in these troubled economic times, sleeping in a toilet is a great way to stay flush.
Donny Osmond claims he has never cursed in his life.
If only Marie could say the same. Back in the ‘70s, she was a little bit cun... tree.
During a Senate Judiciary Hearing, Louisiana Senator John Kennedy read aloud explicit excerpts from books like Gender Queer and All Boys Aren’t Blue.
Look, if I want politicians to talk dirty to me, I’ll subscribe to their livestreams.
Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has apologized for disrupting a Denver performance of Beetlejuice: The Musical by singing, vaping, getting handsy with her date, and smuggling watermelons.
Due to rampant Bidenomics, adults are now ordering from the kids’ menu to save money.
Hey, it’s hardly the worst news story you’ve ever heard involving fast-food chains and children.
According to the FDA, most over-the-counter nasal decongestants just don’t work.
Forcing some with clogged sinuses to resort to drastic measures.
According to a CIA whistleblower, the agency tried to pay off analysts not to report that COVID-19 came from a lab leak.
Which is good news for stockholders in Pangolin Express.
In Mexico, a “UFO expert” unveiled what he claimed was the corpse of an alien pilot.
The ruse collapsed when the public realized it was just Kat Timpf without her glasses.
The Japanese man who spent $14,000 on an eerily realistic dog costume now says he wants to meet a “girl dog.”
If only somebody was around to remind his owner to have him neutered.
Joe Biden falsely claimed he was at Ground Zero the day after the 9/11 attacks.
He said it was the second-worst thing that happened to him in 2001.
Some pretty good ones there. I like the Boebert one because 1) she gets treated differently than Dem "women" (whatever they may be) Reps do, 2) I don't particularly care for her on a personal level but love that she causes the Left to get their panties all in a bunch, 3) she's not that attractive, but most female (or whatever gender) Dem reps look like they just fell out of a very tall ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, so comparatively she's beautiful, and 4) she's at least preventing someone worse from representing her district in Colorado.