Week Sauce (9/14)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the past week’s news for whatever reason. Enjoy!
Mark Penn, former advisor to Bill and Hillary Clinton, is calling for ABC News to launch an internal investigation into possible efforts to rig this week’s presidential debate.
We already know they cloned Kamala to be a moderator.
ABC’s debate moderators got top marks from mainstream journalists, including none other than CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin.
Well, he is a master debater.
It’s nice to see him giving somebody else a hand.
Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters has admitted to cheating on his wife of 20 years and fathering a secret baby.
“What’s the big deal?” pondered one fan.
A German woman claims to have broken up with a Boeing 737 that she was in a romantic relationship with.
The sex was great, but he was just too flighty.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice was #1 at the box office this weekend, earning a whopping $110 million.
It’s the biggest showing for a dead guy since 2020.
Former CNN anchor Don Lemon posted and then deleted a TikTok video mocking Melania Trump for demanding answers about the assassination attempt.
After all, he’s an expert on taking shots to the face.