Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the past week’s events. Hope it helps a little.
In Kamala Harris’ new book, she claims she was “hypnotized” into letting Joe Biden run for reelection.
And here’s the hypnotist.
Charlie Sheen says that while he was addicted to cocaine, he also started having gay sex.
Wow, he just couldn’t get enough crack.
A Minnesota man was arrested after using a local library to print copies of his manifesto, How to Kill a Federal Judge.
He’s now adding a new Chapter One: Buy a Printer.
Sydney Sweeney says she gained 30 pounds for an upcoming film role by eating “a lot of Chick-fil-A” and “a lot of milkshakes.”
Her trainers couldn’t be more proud.
Oliver North and Fawn Hall, key figures in the Iran-Contra scandal, got married a few weeks ago.
Hall tried to keep the wedding a secret by hiding their marriage certificate down the back of her skirt.
According to a new study, small doses of LSD can reduce anxiety.
Just the thing if you’re worried about that driver’s test.
Rainbow Railroad, a charity helping LGBTQ+ people escape persecution around the world, has received thousands of calls from Americans who want to escape Trump.
Unfortunately, Canada is already way too gay.
Richard Gere has memorialized the death of his friend Giorgio Armani, saying: “To me he was a supremely talented pussycat.”
So at least one of them knew which end the mouse goes in.
Prince Harry has met with his father for the first time in over a year.
King Charles only agreed to the meeting if Harry checked his bag at the door.
