Week Sauce (8/30)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the past week’s events. Enjoy!
Lorne Michaels is promising a major shake-up at Saturday Night Live next season.
For one thing, this is Studio 8H’s new head usher.
Saturday Night Live is really clearing the decks. Just since Monday, two cast members and two writers have announced they’ve left the show.
Also leaving: viewers.
Hulu is producing a documentary about accused assassin Luigi Mangione.
Liberals can’t wait for it to start shooting.
An attorney for Kilmar Abrego Garcia says he shouldn’t be deported to Uganda because he doesn’t speak the language.
When reached for comment, Garcia said: “No hablo Ingles.”
Sting is being sued over royalties by Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland, the other two members of his old band.
See? It’s always a bad idea to defund The Police.
Commenting on the mass shooting in Minneapolis, California Governor Gavin Newsom said: “These children were literally praying as they got shot at.”
Speaking of prayer, he hasn’t got one in 2028.
Snoop Dogg is angry at Disney for putting lesbian moms in the Buzz Lightyear movie, making his preteen grandson ask how two women could have a baby.
Imagine trying to explain that while you’re as high as Snoop.
FireAid, a nonprofit organization to help the victims of the LA wildfires, reportedly funds anti-ICE propaganda and discriminates against white people.
Wow, fire turns everything brown.
George Clooney was unable to attend the Venice International Film Festival due to an illness.
He was so weak, he could barely smirk.
Disney World is opening a tavern based on Pirates of the Caribbean.
The experience is so immersive, Amber Heard goes from table to table accusing people.