Week Sauce (8/3)

Weekend immune system

The new attack line on Donald Trump and J.D. Vance is that they’re “weird.”
“I know, right?” said one man.

Athletes are complaining about the conditions in the Olympic Village, including cardboard beds, food shortages, and no air conditioning.
Isn’t that just called “France”?

Israel has assassinated Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh by planting a bomb in the Tehran guest house where he was staying.
That reminds me... I keep meaning to try shawarma.

According to David French at the New York Times, “Hulk Hogan Is Not the Only Way to Be a Man.”
Well, the Republicans couldn’t exactly book Randy Savage or Roddy Piper, could they?

“White Dudes for Harris” just raised $4 million for Kamala’s presidential campaign.
It’s the Democratic Party’s most successful attempt at racial segregation since 1865.

A BBC announcer for the Paris Olympics has been fired for joking about the Australian women’s swim team: “You know what women are like… hanging around, doing their makeup.”
What an insult to all the strong, proud women at the Olympics!

Misty Roberts, former mayor of DeRidder, Louisiana, has been arrested for having sex with a minor.
Police say they first became suspicious when they learned the mayor’s name was Misty.