Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the past week’s news for whatever reason. Enjoy!
A new government study shows that excessive fluoride in drinking water can lower IQ in children.
And there’s also evidence that it can affect the elderly.
A Florida woman has been arrested for throwing ravioli at her sister.
The charge is Assault with a Boyardi Weapon.
Stevie Wonder spoke at the DNC this week.
Unfortunately, he thought he was at the RNC.
Chick-fil-A is starting its own streaming platform with original programming.
The company would’ve made this move years ago, but they were chicken.
Donald Trump is now boasting that he’s better-looking than Kamala Harris.
There’s only one way to settle this: beauty pageant.