Week Sauce (8/17)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the past week’s news for whatever reason. Enjoy!
Kevin Spacey is refusing to move out of his foreclosed home in Baltimore, and is asking the new owner to allow him to stay for six more months without paying.
Hey, at least this time he’s seeking consent.
The Secret Service has apologized to a Massachusetts salon owner for picking the lock and using her bathroom during a nearby Kamala Harris event.
They can’t stop a shooter, but they can stop up your toilet.
Australian Olympic breakdancer Raygun is being praised for her courage, character, and originality.
Not praised: Her dancing.
To close out the 2024 Paris Olympics, Tom Cruise jumped from the roof of the Stade de France and abseiled down to the stage.
It’s hard to believe he’s older than this guy.
Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner has passed away at 91, just months after marrying a woman almost 50 years younger.
That’s just gross. She’s over 40?!?