Week Sauce (8/10)

Weekend immune system

Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the past week’s news for whatever reason. Enjoy!

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Kamala Harris has picked Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate.
To celebrate, they did not go to Arby’s.

Steve Martin has turned down an offer to play Tim Walz on Saturday Night Live.
He didn’t want to steal valor from an actual impressionist.

The United Nation Relief and Works Agency has fired nine employees for participating in the October 7 massacre.
If they think that’s bad, wait till they get fired by Israel.

British swimmer Adam Peaty claims the fish served at the Olympic village had worms in it.
Well, that didn’t keep the fish from swimming!

Canadian Olympic pole vaulter and OnlyFans star Alysha Newman celebrated her bronze medal by twerking for the crowd.
Good for her. In the past, some female athletes took decades to understand their power.