Week Sauce (7/6)

Weekend immune system

According to the New York Times, one of the “strongest voices” imploring Joe Biden not to drop out is his son Hunter.
And here I thought he’d be the first one to crack.

When President Biden made his first White House address since his atrocious debate performance, his face was suddenly bright orange.
Hey, if ya can’t beat ‘em...

U.S. military bases in Europe are on high alert because of intelligence about a possible terrorist attack.
When reached for comment, President Biden slipped into a coma.

Mika Brzezinski opened Monday’s edition of Morning Joe with a solo 15-minute monologue defending Joe Biden, after her husband Joe Scarborough had called on Biden to step down.
And where was Scarborough?

Hollywood Democrats are so panicked after Biden’s disastrous debate performance, they want him to go on Hannity to prove he can “handle the tough questions.”
Such as: “Do you know where you are? Do you know who you are?”

Vanity Fair has published a picture of independent presidential candidate RFK Jr. eating what they claim is a barbecued dog.
Although not all Democrats understand the problem.

The audience at the BET Awards was shocked when O.J. Simpson was shown during the “In Memoriam” segment.
Why did they think he would get cut?

The John Deere company is laying off hundreds of employees in the Midwest and moving their jobs to Mexico.
I can’t wait to buy a Juan Deere!

Illegal aliens are being evicted from Boston’s Logan Airport, where they’ve been camping due to overcrowded migrant facilities.
[INSERT BOSTON SPORTS PUNCHLINE]

Bianca Censori, wife of Kanye West, is denying claims that she sent porn to one of his employees, calling the claim “tragic, desperate, and attention-seeking.”
She then put Band-Aids over her nipples and did jumping jacks in the middle of Times Square.

Tom Hanks’ son Chet says he used to do so much cocaine, even cokeheads told him to “chill.”
“Who would let their son sink so low?” asked one man.

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