Week Sauce (7/27)
Weekend immune system
Welcome to Week Sauce, where I share some jokes I wrote about the past week’s news for whatever reason. Enjoy!
It’s semi-official: Joe Biden tweeted out a resignation letter during Sunday brunch.
He would’ve sent it out sooner, but it took all morning for an intern to teach him how to click on the thing.
Before the Biden campaign finally collapsed, David Letterman was scheduled to hold a fundraiser for him.
Good ol’ Dave. Over the years, he’s done so much to help his elders.
Joe Biden hasn’t been seen in public for almost a week.
Either something is very wrong with him, or he’s made a remarkable scientific breakthrough.
Whoopi Goldberg is angry at Democrats for pushing Biden out of the race, saying it’s disrespectful to older people.
“You’re damn right,” said one man.
Democrats are now complaining that Donald Trump won’t agree to debate Kamala Harris until she actually gets the Democratic nomination.
It’s the biggest mystery since all those daggers somehow ended up in Joe Biden’s back.
Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle testified before the House Oversight Committee.
She took full responsibility for the security lapse last week, as well as the security lapse next week.
Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has resigned.
Maybe she can get back her old job at Pepsi. That would be good news... for Coca-Cola.